Media access group at wgbh captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen tonight, new advancements in drones. I hear theyve got ones now that can carry a pilot. Then, a republican victory in colorado. Time to break out the bubbly, which is what they named their skull bong. My guest macarthur genius fellow terence tao says he learned to love math from sesame street. Thats where i learned to love cookies and hiding in trash cans. Kobe bryant has set the n. B. A. s alltime record for missed shots, but remember, cobie, you always make 100 of the shots you dont miss. This is the colbert report. cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey welcome to the report. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Good to have you with us. Folks, thank you. cheers and applause . Thank you for being ladies and gentlemen, i hope that ive made this clear over the years, but i love new york city. Because everything, ever
The richest bankers, the racistest cabbies. In no other city to the drivers even know the proper ethnic slur for people from malta. laughter its featherhead, by the way. Theres one thing about new york that is not as big as we thought. It appears particular demographic in new york has been expoinencely overestimated the rat population. Common lore states there are as many rats as humans in new york city, in the neighborhood of eight million. However a statistician from Columbia University says there are really just two million rats in the big apple. Stephen new york has only two million rats . I mean, thats like finding out new york only has two million original rays pizzas. laughter some Columbia University brainiac arrived at this estimate by extrapolating the number of ratoccupied lots in the city using complaints from the public about rat sightings. Apparently, some new yorkers are still unjaded enough to alert someone when they see a rat. laughter i bet its the damn featherheads.
Life affirming story. Reporter clay had cancer four times over 17 years. I was his care giver and we had a lot of wonderful times we move from new york to california. He started life over again doing that Magazine Program at the university of california berkeleys journalism school. We had students who were a new generation of journalists to come to our house all the time. It was a wonderful period. Twice when he came back to new york and had to retire, his body began to slow down, as this is toward the end. I was ruminating. This was the smallest kitchen of the many kitchens of my life. It was unusually hot for june. Standing on top of the refrigerator has to be small silicon steel the ceiling. I was telling a story with mushrooms because the chinese speak highly of boosting the immune system. I still cant give up. Could he have left already . Once the hospital bed was dated at our apartment everything changed. We no longer sleep beside each other. We occupied different rooms. He sleep
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On cspan. [captions Copyright National cable satellite corp. 2015] [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. Visit ncicap. Org] ash, National Chaplain for the American Legion. From long beach, South Carolina. The chaplain let us pray. Almighty and everlasting god, in whose name we trust and pray, it is fitting to pause if but momentarily to recognize you, the one in whom does finally reside all authority and power and by whose grace we are allowed to exercise that which you have committed to us. Accept our homage, o lord, and hear us when we pray for wisdom to lead with integrity, compassion and conviction. We are mindful that around the world today our soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines and coastguardsmen are standing the watch to safeguard our peace and liberty. Grant to all who serve and their families your blessings. Accept, o lord, these prayers and may we perceive and know what things to do and receive g