Curious Cape Cod: How to win summer
WELLFLEET I was applying sequins to the world s largest whoopee cushion, which I had just inflated in my driveway, when I heard laughter from the garage roof. Randall, my butler and astrologer, was up there hooting and pointing at the giant rubber bladder. Suddenly, he ran down the roof and launched himself out over the mega-pillow. No, Randall! I yelled. The sequins aren t dry yet! But it was too late.
A gassy earthquake sound, which can only be written as BLATTPRRFFT! echoed across the Outer Cape. Sequins filled the air like confetti, glittering as they fell to earth, gathering around the maniacally giggling Randall and spelling out the following message: How do I win summer on Cape Cod?
ORLEANS At least four committees and boards are set to review Cape Cod Healthcare’s proposal to tear down the iconic Lobster Claw restaurant at 42 Route 6A and replace it with a medical building.
CCH already has been before the Site Plan Review Committee and will have a formal review with the Architectural Review Committee after the new year.
The Conservation Commission will be involved because there is a wetland just off the parcel, the Board of Health will address the sewer connection needs, and finally, the Zoning Board of Appeals is expected to take up a special permit application in late January.