I feel were pushing summer out tosoon. I know schools starting early for a lot of the kids and theres not a whole lot we can do about that. There is something we can put a stop to and id like to lead that charge. Smst this is something that really bothers me. You know theyre already serving Pumpkin Spice lattes . August isnt even over yet. Dunkin donuts and mcdonalds have already been selling Pumpkin Spiceflavored drinks. This is a problem. Its especially a problem here in l. A. Because the weather never changes here, Pumpkin Spice is the onlyay what season it is. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy by the way, littleknown fact. Pumpkin spice also happens to be melanias pet name for donald trump. [ laughter ] donald trump had quite a day. He took a quick jaunt to mexico today to meet with president pena nieto. The mexican president invited trump to visit and donald took him up on it which had to be a surprise. Its kind of like when you destination wedding, you hope he wont actually show up
Daughter. Shes 25, shes very slow. [ laughter ] my other daughter. Shes 2 years old. Her name is jane. Jane has decided she will only sit on the potty and go if it is on the trampoline in our backyard. [ laughter ] so needless to say im exhausted. Anyway. I feel like this might be some kind of carlic payback for the man show on the trampoline. Years from now when my daughter is old enough to vote and i will have to explain this election to her, i feel she wont believe it. We are less than 70 days away from deciding who our next president will be. On september 26th donald trump and Hillary Clinton will face off in a debate at hofstra university. This is interesting. The Clinton Campaign is using psychology experts to create a personality profile of trump to figure out what his approach might be. Which i dont know, are they preparing for a debate or trying to catch the Zodiac Killer . [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton said, im not taking anything for granted, i dont know which donald trump wi
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