his eyes sparkle when he ripsdoa into megahed marcoule fox newsoi contributor douglas murray like kitchen night cheese, sharp, useful and banned from airplanes. fox news anchor julie bhandari . his act is just like his hair, pretty thin. comedian joe devitir, preta. and she s like a major league baseball game. she goes on and on and coste. guys a fortune in beer. on an d bob contributor catches. ght, all right. now, before we get to some news stories, it s friday. eto let s do s do this. rs greg s leftovers. yeah, that s right. it s leftovers is where i read the jokes that we didn t use this week. it has always it is my first time reading these. so if they , you get to killw hea writer. as alway here we go on monday.this, so isuper star qb that s short for quarterback cabat aaron rodgers was traded by the green bay packers to the new york jets. rodgers says he looks forwardk to spending more time with his family aaro during the playoffse sports joke. playoffs. legend
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founder of this party, .com, michael loftus, she s got the glow of a radiologist glow who won t wear her little aproo . fox news contributor dr nicole saphier is gathered more facts than a chinese spyin balloon. fox news contributora sp and washington times opinion editor charlie hurt and she s rottweil got the bark of a rottweiler. but the plight of a pug fox news contributor catell. okay, before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs leftovers. yeah, sits leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and just like when greg does it, it s my first time reading these. here we go . a late night game of monopoly in brussels reportedly ended in a samurai sword fight, injuringe two people on the bright side. experts say it s the first time anyone has ever finished a game of monopolygame. strewth, a new study of single people found 44% doubt they lld ever find the one. the reason many stop looking for the one and found the five . yea
hospice care instead of more medical intervention after series of hospital stays. will have reaction from fox news medical contributor dr. marty makary. but first, alexis mcadams live in art new york city newsroom, alexis. to my former president jimmy carter is back home with his family in georgia. foundation releasing this statement about his condition, take a look apart after series of short hospitals as former u.s. president jimmy carter today decided to spend his remaining time at home with his family. receive hospice care instead of additional medical intervention. he is the full support of his family and his medical team. the carter family asking for privacy during this time and is grateful for the concern shown by his many admirers. jimmy carter s longest living u.s. president in history. the democrat was beloved by many turned 98 years old in october. carter was the 39th president of the united states he s been married for more than 70 years, a loving husband, fathe