The hot-air balloon crash. The plane crash. The zombie invasion. The kidnapping by Ecuadorian terrorists. The wedding inferno. The honeymoon clifftop tragedy. Assorted resurrections. The character who forgets he’s paralysed and saves a drowning kid. The character who slips on some milk and forgets 30 years (Milk of Amnesia?). The duck-hunt protest misadventure. The erectile dysfunction drama. How on earth would Neighbours: the Finale top all of that?