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Morning joe. It is friday, november 16th. Joe, what a week of recounts, temper tantrums and political turbulence. What a week. Look whats happening in florida. Broward missed the deadline by two minutes. That didnt get counted. But theyre going to a hand recount there. Caseo in the state of georgia. Maine, my goodness, maine, too, goes democratic. A lot of people didnt expect that. You know what i always say, as goes Northeast Harbor, so goes france. And so was the case in maine, too. Jared golden squeaks out a win for the democrats in a district that went for donald trump by double digits. And you know how he did it . He focused in on the Affordable Care act. That bought democrats yet another seat. You look out at Orange County, my gosh, as tom nichols said, congratulations, republicans, you just lost leggan county. It looks like its going to be a complete wipeout. I remember when Loretta Sanchez beat bob doran back in the 1990s. It was a stunner, an absolute shock. Look at how red or
With thousands of tourists set to visit Maine this summer, we figured it would be helpful to let folks know the correct way to say Mount Desert Island.
With thousands of tourists set to visit Maine this summer, we figured it would be helpful to let folks know the correct way to say Mount Desert Island.