Jimmy im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. Its too much now. For those of you watching us right now from areas affected or potentially affected by the hurricanes, we hope youre safe. We wish you well. You should probably put the Weather Channel on right now instead of this. [ laughter ] its always weird when all hell is breaking loose in one part of the country and whefrls its just a normal day. Like in new york right now while people are abandoning their homes and jamming the freeways to get out of florida in new york theyre having fashion week. [ laughter ] tall beautiful women Walking Around in outfits. I will say new york is a dangerous place for models. You know, last year one of them slipped through a subway grate and disappeared. [ laughter ] it was like like it but without a balloon. [ laughter ] anyone going to see that it this weekend . They say its going to be a big movie. Theyre expecting it to open at 100 million. It is about a clow
Yes, this is real life, this is really happening. I cannot believe the men and women that we have chosen to be our leaders. You watch the inhouse footage of these congressional hearings and i think what sort of emptyheaded pez dispenser seance am i watching here . Politics is one of the most egregiously hypocritical areas of society and thus great fodder for comedy. In the white house, in the oval office, on the wall, obama has the original copy of the emancipation proclamation, which im pretty sure is just there in case the tea party is like, we dont think youre free. Look at the wall. Politicians are so loathsome, but were stuck with them. We cant prosecute all of them, so lets at least mock them. I believe if you cant Say Something nice about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton. Donald trump, oh, my god. Donald trump is like the nagging cough thats turned into full blown aids, you know what im saying . I think every political comedian feels their role is different. I
North korea conducted what they claim was a successful test of their Biggest Nuclear warhead yet. Congrats to them. Im glad theyre finally figuring that out. Will someone please tell kim jung un they like his new glasses and he looks like he lost weight so he doesnt kill everybody on the west coast . When it comes to comedy you look for something people know about or are talking about and then you want to give your take on it. When you do topical humor it goes right to the brain and the heart and the stomach all at the same time. You know, they introduced the mcrib every year. It is not big news. The power of topical humor is everybody on the same page. It is already primed and theyre laughing already. Then your joke has rocket fuel in it. The best comedy feels novel like youve never heard it before. And, you know, the things that are happening in the headlines give rise to brand new jokes. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin from the united press. Flash. T
Yes, this is real life. This is really happening. I cannot believe the men and women that we have chosen to our leaders. You watch the inhouse footage of these congressional hearings, and i think what sort of emptyheaded pez dispenser seance am i watching here . Politicians is one of the most egregiously hypocritical areas of society, thus great fodder for comedy. In the white house, in the oval office, on the wall, obama has the original copy of the emancipation proclamation, which im pretty sure is just there in case the tea party is like, we dont think youre free. All right. Look at the wall. Politicians are so loathsome, but were stuck with them. We cant prosecute all of them, so lets at least mock them. I believe if you cant Say Something nice about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton. Donald trump, oh, my god. Donald trump is like the nagging cough that has turned into fullblown aids. You know what im saying . I think every political comedian feels their role is d
Thumbs. North korea conducted what they claim was successful test of their Biggest Nuclear warhead yet. Congrats to them. Thats great. Im glad theyre finally figuring that out. Thats really will someone please tell kim jongun they like his new glasses and he looks like he lost weight so he doesnt kill everybody on the west coast . When it comes to comedy you look for something that people know about or are talking about, and you want to give your take on it. When you do topical humor, it goes right to the brain and the heart and the stomach all at the same time. You know, they reintroduce the mcrib every [ bleep ] year. It is nothing new. The power of topical humor is everyone is on the same page. They are primed. They are laughing already. So your joke has rocket fuel under it. The best comedy is novel, like youve never heard it before. And the things that are happening in the headlines give rise to brandnew jokes. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin from