[ ] [ cheering ] greg that was stupid. Terrible thank you. [ chanting ] greg while. Competing gregs. Happy monday, everyone. Lets get started. March is womens history month. Yeah. [ cheering ] will we the conservation the woman in history as if there ever let us forget. [ laughter ] harbour University Poll shows donald trump with his sixpoint lead over joe bi biden. Meanwhile a yale University Poll shows joe biden with a sixpoint lead over hemorrhoids. [ laughter ] the cdc is no longer recommending that americans steal her Testing Positive for covid19. Anthony rota cannot be reached for comment as he is busy looking for his lost ring. [ laughter ] academics at the University Of Kent have just relieved a groundbreaking study that debunks a woman per Preferreds Will turns out the optimal length is just didnt see men or women, you know . Disgusting. Irritated prison guard from wisconsin has made a world michael 34,000 big macs. Are some people call it Marianne Williamson has an suspended
under your chairs. i m kidding, that s monday of the let s welcome tonight s guests. she is an independent voter, who says the kennedy podcast, kennedy. he brings florida heat to his congressional seat. florida congressman byron donnel. she is like a blow drier full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. contributor kat timpf. and finally, psychic in tyrus. it s hot in here. all right. so, before we get to some new stories, you know it s friday. so, that s when we do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s leftovers, i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading these, if they suck don t blame me, blame joe mc kay. one of our writers. pudgy, pale and sad joe mc kay. sorry. wow. here we go. the white house has banned a transgender activist for flashing their breasts during a pride event. president biden initially had no comment as to the exposed breasts, he had to restrain hunter biden from sticking a dollar bill between them. i know where this
crashes. in defense of this country, of course when we hear that, we think of bunker hill or normandy or the frozen chosen at a chosen watch for. perhaps even the invasion in afghanistan in 2001. we have seen good men and women leave behind wives and husbands, sons and daughters, long life i had to go die in a war. as we should we order them. i have thousands of blood brothers from the war on terror myself not because we still share the same blood but because we spilled our blood fighting for the same cause. for america. for you. so memorial day is a day we recognize that an honor it. again, as we should. but what about our actions? what do we do to honor them? do we think about their sacrifice before we tweet something hateful or before we slap the political bumper sticker on our car? do we have them in our minds when we show up in november and vote for people? most of whom have never served to pick our leaders. to our politicians, of course fancy themselves fighting patriot
trump ignored big any necessary and used tariff. we are not looking to decouple from china. we like to see this relationship get on to a better footing. a growing china that plays by international rules is good for the united states and the world. laura: thank you, janet. now trump is opposed to open borders, both biden and gop establishment support. announced those sweeping measures that i mentioned moments ago from the state and dhhs to extend legal pathways, and judges and more. laura: she reads really well. trump is opposed to never ending wars and wants to reform our national security establishment. both biden and the gop establishment support it and both have a record of spending trillions and trillions on failed wars. we will support ukraine s defense for as long as it takes. supporting ukraine as long as it takes. for long it takes . that s how long we are going to be with you mr. president, for as long as it takes. laura: he was walking off the w
that has been politicized and a doj weaponized. shocking new images from a woke new york city college professor, look at this. holding a machete to the neck of a new york post reporter, that reporter will tell the whole story right here coming up later in the show. but first, ready or not, 2024 is heating up. as of right now, former president trump has a wide lead in the republican primary. but tomorrow, florida governor ron desantis is expected to officially throw his hat into the ring during a live event on twitter with elon musk. already there is a diverse field of qualified interesting candidates running in the republican primary. even chris christie is apparently i think he left office with like a 15% approval rating, he is flirting with another run. he wants to be the i hate donald trump every second every minute every hour of every day candidate and dedicate his entire campaign trashing all things donald trump all the time. do you think that is the best use of your t