american enemy, monkey marxman. the taliban is training monkeys to attack americans. arming them with machine guns and mortars in the tribal region near the border between afghanistan and pakistan. the monkeys are being rewarded with bananas and peanuts. killer monkeys from afghanistan. the good news in this. possible the dumbest story that the new york post has ever run. imagine the stories i m bypassing to make that claim. it has been dismissed by authorities in afghanistan and already been0m into for fabulous news in hong kong. [ speaking foreign long ]