Not to be confused with gwar on christmas. Tremendous christmas album. For years now christmas has been under attack defended by the brave souls at fox news. Are they still up to the task . That is the subject of tonights war on christmas, friendly fire edition. Lets face facts. The annual fox war on christmas has become a little predictable. Basically imagine you can make one up like a make fox news mad libs. Lets see. So lets see. Lets try to do one of these. Last week in. I need the name of some godless liberal bastion santa monica. Jon that will do. I mean fill in santa monica there and in santa monica a group of. Give me the name of a small group of annoying people with incredibly limited control over our culture atheists jon atheists will do. Thats right. Everyones favorite uncle that lives in oregon that no one ever sees. A group of atheists have ruined christmas by forcing the removal of. I need a classic christmas symbol. laughing dam it, brian, were trying to do something her
Scare him off. Police scoured the area but the pan got away. But the man got away. [ unintelligible ] seems like a safe neighborhood, a concerning factor. Reporter investigators say the man broke in through the locked and chained front door you can see the marks in the wood. It is a bold crime that follows a series of groping in the same area in the last few months. They are of similar nature. Absolutely, we are going to consider those itch reporter pattern not lost on a very woman who lives near by i want them to take it deadly seriously. Reporter police will continue to canvass neighborhood and retracing the victims steps. Where was she . Who was she talking to . Well go through all of that to see if she was followed. Reporter police say the woman did everything right in fighting the man off and calling police the only description of the man is that hes in his 20s at the time was wearing dark clothing. Katie marzullo, abc7 news. In Alameda County driver of a big truck that smashed in
Have yourself a merry Little Christmas make the yuletide gay snot from now on our trouble its will be miles away here we are just as in old endays happy golden days of you with friends who are dear to us gather near to us once more through the years we all will be together if the fates allow until then well have to muddle through somehow and have yourself a merry Little Christmas now sses good night, everybody. cheers and applause from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Got a good one for you tonight. Denis leary will be on the program, author of the new york, merry [bleep] christmas. Am i reading that title correctly . Ini can only assume its a delightful romp to Holiday Cooking and decorating. Leary loves crafting. Speaking of christmas, you probably are aware by now our nation has been embroiled in a long, bitter
Call or go online now to get answers. You only have until december 7th to enroll. Captioned by closed captioning services, inc. Developing news in palo alto. Police on the hunt for a man they believe broke that eye womans apartment. It happened early this morning at hawthorne and high a few s from university avenue. The woman woke to a stranger stranger who had broken into her bedroom. Katie marzullo is live at the scene. Reporter police have cleared the scene. The yellow crime tape that was up all morning was a scary sight to neighbors who are already concerned about a series of similar incidents here. It was not a nightmare it was reality for a woman sound an leap in her palo alto apartment. She woke to a to a man standing over her head. She screamed he said something we which are trying to germ. A brief struggle ensued and he tried to force her down on to her bed. She suffered a bruised writes but was able to bruised wrist but was able to scare him off. Police scoured the area but t