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Few instances can make a woman feel like a gravedigger would make for better company than when her date launches on one of those long monotonous drawls about trekking 10 kilometres to school with hot water and salt for breakfast.
Squinting at the bill might also see such a man veering off to how his single mother sold scrap metal at Mlango Kubwa to see him through a
harambee school in rural Kinangop. Such men also rarely notice that their tales of how far they have come are not akin to the rags to riches stories, rather, it is a sign of walking around with excess baggage.
When ‘First Body’ reigned supreme, dreamt of being Joe Weider
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Every school back in the bad days when corporal punishment was part of school curriculum, the ‘First Body’ reigned supreme.
‘First Body’ referred to that guy who was the biggest in class, body mass speaking, but on average rarely the brightest. Clever students who think Pythagoras Theorem is akin to entertainment hardly grow into bullies, no matter their body size.
The ‘First Body’, who resembled television cartoon character Johnny Bravo, did not need any reason to give, mostly the class weakling, a ‘sweep’ which was basically rushing his right foot under both the victim s feet for an airborne session that sent him reeling to the ground.