Hands . Will the g. O. P. Tighten its grip on the house . Did any one really vote . And its my last Election Night special. audience reacts as you know, im going off the air next month to pursue my dream of never covering mid terms again. And tonight im coming to you live see, it says right up there cheers and applause right up there in the corner it says live, right up there on the screen. Though from my side of the screen it actually spells evil laughter thats kind of creepy. Jimmy, can we change that to something less spooky from my side like red rum . Thats better. cheers and applause thank you very much. Folks, you will notice tonights show is more urgent, more intense, more past my bedtimey. So to keep me sharp i am hopped up on an American Flag speed ball of red bull, meth and viagra cheers and applause yes, ladies and gentlemen, tonight the stakes are high and so am i its a freeforall because republicans are poised to take back the senate going into tonight, 45 safe democrat se
Welcome to the report audience chanting stephen thanks, folks weve got to do the show. Thanks so much, everybody thank you so much, folks thank you for joining us in here and out there for this an historic night, the 2014 Midterm Elections no election has ever been more midportant. So many questions have been answered, will the senate change hands . Will the g. O. P. Tighten its grip on the house . Did any one really vote . And its my last Election Night special. audience reacts as you know, im going off the air next month to pursue my dream of never covering mid terms again. And tonight im coming to you live see, it says right up there cheers and applause right up there in the corner it says live, right up there on the screen. Though from my side of the screen it actually spells evil laughter thats kind of creepy. Jimmy, can we change that to something less spooky from my side like red rum . Thats better. cheers and applause thank you very much. Folks, you will notice tonights show is
Jon stephen, arent you covering the midterms . Stephen why jon, didnt you already cover them . Jon i did, but theres more. Stephen who . Alaska. Stephen who else. Jon louisiana. Stephen thats a state, shaped like a boot, right . Any big house races . Jon im not going to do the show for you. Stephen im paint ago fence tonight damn you, stewart cheers and applause stephen join us tonight for Election Results. Jon i would urge you to stay tiewntd for our good friend, very talented, lovely man, lovely person, mr. Stephen colbert cheers and applause eagle caw stephen detour to gridlock and things i am totally interested in. No, dont change the channel cheers and applause well come to the report welcome to the report audience chanting stephen thanks, folks weve got to do the show. Thanks so much, everybody thank you so much, folks thank you for joining us in here and out there for this an historic night, the 2014 Midterm Elections no election has ever been more midportant. So many questions