I've told my family that I wouldn't be so paranoid if everyone wasn't out to get me. If you share that mentality, you might be interested in what the favorite conspiracy theory is for both Missouri and Illinois. In both cases, the answer is over your head. Literally.
No matter what your viewpoint is on UFO's, you'll almost have to admit that this Missouri unidentified object report is strange as its movement made a light that looked like a hawk in the night sky.
I've seen a few fence posts that had a rather peculiar color on the top and never knew what it meant until now. The color in question is purple and if you see it on a the top of a fence post in Missouri or Illinois, you need to turn around immediately and leave. It's a law.
I have become an unofficial watchman for the United States Doomsday Plane. I feel it's my duty to inform you that it just flew over our head crossing both Missouri and Illinois today.
I have become an unofficial watchman for the United States Doomsday Plane. I feel it's my duty to inform you that it just flew over our head crossing both Missouri and Illinois today.