[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her president ial campaign after a series of Super Tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women cant do mast. According to a report the Biden Administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. Joe claims to having things in common with these people as they dont speak english either. Charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot tshirts luckily as victims wont have to worry about him h
[ cheering and applause ] [ ] greg i know, i know you missed us, he missed us, didnt you i get it happy wednesday everybody. Joe biden had a big way and on Super Tuesday, he woke up. Consider the alternative i mean the president did lose American Samoa and when he found out he said it was a shame i really like their cookies. Meanwhile donald trump went 141 losing only vermont, vermont has a population of over 645,000 people or his trump calls of them total losers. Nikki haley suspended her president ial campaign after a series of Super Tuesday losses with 46 delegates compared to trump getting 741 and still called it a success proving once again women cant do mast. According to a report the Biden Administration has flown 320 illegal aliens for airports. Joe claims to having things in common with these people as they dont speak english either. Charles barkley said he would punch black people in the face for wearing trump mug shot tshirts luckily as victims wont have to worry about him h
greg: okay. it feels good. yes. [laughing] stop it. stop it. keep going. i m kidding. happy monday, everyone. so last week s sports illustrated announced they were laying off their entire staff. you could see it coming like a plus size model down a fashion runway. still this was a big deal for those of us who grew up when as i was required reading. nobody knows what that means. so it is said that si managed to go to an a mental institution in record time. if anyone wants to learn how not to run a company, s.i. has your game plan. that is because the management tried almost everything they could to they could think of to drive clicks except for one tiny thing, keeping the focus on exports. you know the subject they were supposed to be illustrating instead of showing how to run a brand faster than it takes to chug a bud light? [laughter] what management should have tried is remembering what their loyal customers want, sports, straight up without the woke chaser.
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are also proud of you. and let the eurovision song contest begin. the opening ceremony kicks off in liverpool. live from our studio in singapore, this is bbc news it s newsday. hello and welcome to the programme. we begin in southern india where authorities say at least 21 people died when a tourist boat capsized in the state of kerala. they said the double decker boat overturned in the middle of a river trapping many people. five of the dead are reportedly children. eyewitnesses said there were nearly 50 people on board. some of those rescued are said to be in a critical condition. several are still missing and the casualty figure could increase. it s not immediately clear what caused the boat to overturn. our south asia editor anbarasan ethirajan has been monitoring events from london. according to eyewitnesses, dozens of tourists were returning to the town in the southern indian state of kerala and they were crossing the river meets the arabian sea and it is a mangrove f