[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in offic
[ light laughter ] this is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in offic
Wisconsin yesterday as part of his thank you tour of battleground states and told the crowd he was surprised when he won the election. Well, other people just acted surprised. [ light laughter ] couldnt believe it. This is so this is the last thing i expected. Crowds at Donald Trumps thank you rally in wisconsin yesterday were reportedly chanting cnn sucks. Even crazier, cnn reported it. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump signed a copy of time magazines person of the year issue for kanye west yesterday saying to kanye, you are a great friend. And everyone knows the perfect gift for a grit friend is your autograph. Who should i sign this to, grandma . Thats with one m . Donald trump met the apple ceo tim cook today. Trump reportedly wanted to discuss ways to make the keyboard smaller. Every letter is the size of my fist. [ laughter ] its very hard to write sad. Executives at exxonmobil are saying that secretary of state nominee Rex Tillerson has learned to get along with Vladimir Pu
Wisconsin yesterday as part of his thank you tour of battleground states and told the crowd he was surprised when he won the election. Well, other people just acted surprised. [ light laughter ] couldnt believe it. This is so this is the last thing i expected. Crowds at Donald Trumps thank you rally in wisconsin yesterday were reportedly chanting cnn sucks. Even crazier, cnn reported it. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump signed a copy of time magazines person of the year issue for kanye west yesterday saying to kanye, you are a great friend. And everyone knows the perfect gift for a grit friend is your autograph. Who should i sign this to, grandma . Thats with one m . Donald trump met the apple ceo tim cook today. Trump reportedly wanted to discuss ways to make the keyboard smaller. Every letter is the size of my fist. [ laughter ] its very hard to write sad. Executives at exxonmobil are saying that secretary of state nominee Rex Tillerson has learned to get along with Vladimir Pu
Wisconsin yesterday as part of his thank you tour of battleground states and told the crowd he was surprised when he won the election. Well, other people just acted surprised. [ light laughter ] couldnt believe it. This is so this is the last thing i expected. Crowds at Donald Trumps thank you rally in wisconsin yesterday were reportedly chanting cnn sucks. Even crazier, cnn reported it. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump signed a copy of time magazines person of the year issue for kanye west yesterday saying to kanye, you are a great friend. And everyone knows the perfect gift for a grit friend is your autograph. Who should i sign this to, grandma . Thats with one m . Donald trump met the apple ceo tim cook today. Trump reportedly wanted to keyboard smaller. Every letter is the size of my fist. [ laughter ] its very hard to write sad. Executives at exxonmobil are saying that secretary of state nominee Rex Tillerson has learned to get along with Vladimir Putin for business reasons