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cities. we have protesters calling for global war and demanding that israel be wiped offem the maandingp or, in the words of congresswoman, to leave from the river to the sea . israel, meanwhile, is vowing to eradicate the terrorist group hamas. but according to a report in the new york times this week, u.s. officials have warned israel that they need more to fight more surgically in gaza. governor newsocallm, 30 secondsr you. we have to cut back on time. i had how can win the waragai against this terrorist groupns using surgical strikes and direction from joe biden? i visited israel. i met with families of hostages. i saw videos of children being killed in front of their i parents, parents being killed in front of their children. ed ii saw a beheading with a gan this is not complicated to me. it s a fight between good andfi beevil. rorist hamas is a terrorist organization and they need to be eliminated, nond they netd the people of israel and jews around the world, but f