banning books to stand in the way of teaching america s full history. i never thought i d be a president was fighting against elected officials trying to ban books. > they believe if they repeat a lie enough it will become an accepted truth. not if we can help it. the truth th is, sensible elected officials representing parents who were flabbergasted to learn how perverted their kids curricula has become. because it s driven by activists who demand inclusion and d affirmation. it took a pandemic for moms a dad to notice how pornographic the books have become. here is a sampling. my child s sixth grade english teacher sends out a summer reading material. including gender queer. from this book brother talking to sister. so you never tasted yourself? sister shows brother. for china s lien. this is from a book called looking for alaska. laura randomly asked me have you ever gotten a blow job. i was in the library and this book was on the stand. i d like to reach a page. h
ha, ha, all right. all right, calm down, calm down. you know it s friday so that means we do this first. let s welcome tonight s gue guest. his eyes sparkle rain cubes into meghan marco. contributor douglas murray. like a kitchen knife she s sharp, useful and banned from our point. fox news anchor julie banderas. his act is just like his ha hair, pretty thin. comedian joe devito. and she s like a major-league baseball game. she goes on and on, and cost guys a fortune in beer. fox news contributor can t tube. all right, before we get to some new stories it is friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. yum p that s right it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this we week. as always it is my first time reading this, so if they suck you get to kill a rider. here we go. on monday superstar qb, that is short for quarterback hack aaron rodgers was treated by the green bay packers to the new york jets. rogers says he looks forward to spending more time with his famil
that s good to know, you jackasses. these are the same dopes, mind you, who wanted trump thrown out of office with the 25th amendment. or with the phony russia gate native. when he was deemed unfit that was in a financial strength. but will be in cognitive disaster, marco that s just adorable. it s like having a puppy with three legs. , he can use the other thr three , and he helps like a bunny. and it is so cute when they get slothful to but you would think at least one time he would get up and say, i m running for president, where, where my going? you would think at least one time he get up and say saying, i ran for president, where my going to where the hell my going? i want to get out. come over there. [applause]. get out.
getting younger and younger people to keep asking questions until finally he is just yelling at a sonogram. ha-ha-ha. joe kind of hit on something. fdr died in office and statistically, i mean, biden, the democrats are putting forth a candidate that statistically statistically will die in office. teaser rate a path to life expectancy -. that i ll have. yes. on. i just think it is very revealing that they are setting the bar at functioning. yes. because i can admit that there have been times in my life when i give myself credit for cell functioning. right. but that s not when things were going well. no. [laughing] p but that is not bragging, that means that things are going i mean,, vote for me, i am out of bed sometimes . i mean, i could have said things are going worse better than sitting the bar at functioning.
to pay for dinner. kentucky congressman james cromer has accused the biden family of running an influence peddling scheme, which is news to anyone who has seen joe biden s pedd peddling. that s cute. i screwed it up. all right, i ll take it. speculation is rampant that hunter biden is living at the white house. source were tipped off after janitor was overheard saying, i haven t cleaned up as evidence since bill clinton left. [applause]. i thought it was going to be more disgusting. was hoping for. during a florida campaign drop former president trump handed out pizza and asked, does anybody want a piece that i ve eaten closeq it is the surest sign yet that he wants chris christie for vp.