what it is! it s tyrus, and welcome to the blackstone edition of gut gutfeld! ! [laughter] i don t have a reason for that other than i really like my fort. and since i said it is the black zone, i can start the show 5 minutes late. that s a black joke, you are not allowed to laugh. now we are nice and uncomfortable. let s go. christmas has come and gone faster than a biological male beating a woman in a track meet. and i m sure everyone got lots of presents. except this guy. [laughter] you know he invented the naughty list. wherever he is, i m sure santa s bells did not wake him up. now, i m sure we all got something we d like to return to the store. remember, even though it s a big screw you to whomever gave you the present, apparently it s not all about the thought that counts. and of course you shouldn t feel bad for wanting to exchange it for something better. which brings me to my monologue. tonight, i want to remember all the crap we as americans received in 2