of u.s. money. you want to sound smart? tell your friends since 2001 congress has approved about $20 billion in direct u.s. aid and military reimbursements to pakistan. that s according to the congressional research service which says the amount makes pakistan one of the largest recipients of u.s. assistance. for the real news let s huddle up around the water cooler to watch a fake announcement from fake president george w. bush that paralleled president obama s announcement to the world that osama bin laden is dead. ladies and gentlemen, i give you mr. will ferrell. good evening. tonight as of 1400 hours military time i can report to america the world and the folks here at the sizzler steakhouse on canyon ranch road right outside of my gate-guarded community in dallas, texas, where i also frequently eat lunch, that i have personally overseen a strategic and covert operation that killed the gopher who s been tearing up my backyard. a reliable source, my gardner,