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People also paid thousands of dollars at a Q-themed auction for items like a quilt signed by Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell, which we feel is painful enough to envision, and doesn’t require any more elaboration.
But now the Chauvinist Stampede is receding into the distance, haloed within the setting sun by a cloud of F-250 diesel plumes, Camel Crush cigarette smoke, and Lone Star farts. Don’t retire your spurs just yet, though, cowpokes. This year’s Patriot Roundup may have ended, but rest assured there will undoubtedly be additional QAnon rodeos, MAGA hootenannies, and 8Chan corrals in the months ahead. Like a wild pony, the Q movement refuses to be broken no matter how many attempts you might make at reining them in with logic and provable facts.
Mike “MyPillowGuy” Lindell’s new “free-speech” social media/news platform, Frank, is
currently a single webpage hosting a glitchy, low-res “livestream” of possibly prerecorded footage seemingly taken from someone else’s computer monitor off to a roaring success. After the MAGA high priest and sleep accessory magnate’s 48-hour, star-studded (Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, Scott Baio, Ted Nugent, prank callers) “Frankathon,” many are wondering, “What could the MyPillowGuy possibly be planning for his next manic episode?”
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Kimmel. He’s going on Kimmel.
“I wanna thank Jimmy Kimmel for having me on. I will take all the hard questions that night. this is a blessing. I take this as a blessing,” Lindell huffed into his microphone during one of his Frank livestreams.