Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, before we get started, i just want to take a moment to talk about the attack today in alexandria. Once again, were all shocked in mind and soul by a mass shooting, this time targeting, apparently, republican congressmen. And i pray to god that everyone pulls through. Violence of any kind is never justified and is the last refuge of the incompetent. Thankfully, none of the members or their staff or police were killed today. And i will say this even in the horror of this day, there was reason to take heart in bipartisan responses like this we will use this occasion as one that brings us together, and not separates us further. We are united in our shock. We are united in our anguish. And an attack on one of us is an attack on all of us. Stephen so i just want to say thank you to the congressional leadership and to the president for responding to this act of terro
Welcome. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, before we get started, i just want to take a moment to talk about the attack today in alexandria. Once again, were all shocked in mind and soul by a mass shooting, this time targeting, apparently, republican congressmen. And i pray to god that everyone pulls through. Violence of any kind is never justified and is the last refuge of the incompetent. Thankfully, none of the members or their staff or police were killed today. And i will say this even in the horror of this day, there was reason to take heart in bipartisan responses like this we will use this occasion as one that brings us together, and not separates us further. We are united in our shock. We are united in our anguish. And an attack on one of us is an attack on all of us. Stephen so i just want to say thank you to the congressional leadership and to the president for responding to this act of terro
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Jon hey, thats our show. Join us monday at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. To give americans the things they need to make sound financial choices and protect 0 captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] stephen thats right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks, please welcome welcome, ladies and gentlemen, in here out there to tonights information uplink. Thank you for joining us, folks. Folks, when im right, im right. And when im wrong, im often right, too. But when im wrong and im wrong, im big enough to change my opinion. [ laughter ] case in point, im no fan of the french. [ laughter ] yeah, they gave us that statue, but it turned green as soon as we put it up. [ laughter ] and i dont have to tell you what a money pit louisianas turned out to be. Jefferson should have gotten a gift receipt for that thing. [ laughter ] i have alw
Jon hey, thats our show. Join us monday at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. To give americans the things they need to make sound financial choices and protect 0 captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen] stephen thats right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much, everybody. [cheers and applause] folks, please welcome welcome, ladies and gentlemen, in here out there to tonights information uplink. Thank you for joining us, folks. Folks, when im right, im right. And when im wrong, im often right, too. But when im wrong and im wrong, im big enough to change my opinion. [ laughter ] case in point, im no fan of the french. [ laughter ] yeah, they gave us that statue, but it turned green as soon as we put it up. [ laughter ] and i dont have to tell you what a money pit louisianas turned out to be. Jefferson should have gotten a gift receipt for that thing. [ laughter ] i have alw