And yes, yes, you you should be clapping. Id be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday, everyone. So, Tim Walz, performance at last Nights Debate has been panned by both parties. Partas so bad. Theres now talk of replacing him with a sharper, more capable candidate. In a bizarre gaffe, Wild Baz said he was friends with School Shooters. D he School Shooters have come out and denied this, saying their reputation signs are bad enough. In a post debate tweet, Anaio Navarro said to beware of j. D. Vance since hes an able shape shifter, but shes just jealous. He was able to shift shape without throughout eire debate, waltz was seen writing furiously on a notepadthrougho. What could he have been writing that . Nothing wrong with Lovingnotn Sports and and sportsmen. Speaking of waltz said, he was, quote, a knucklehead for falsely claiming he was in china during the tiananmen square massacre. I guess you should take down this picture from his website. Throughout the debate, waltz had a Deer In
[ cheers and applause ] greg: yes, yes, you you should be clapping. I would be clapping if i were you. Happy wednesday everybody. The performance at last night s debate was panned up by both parties now talk of replacing him with a sharper more capable candidate. In a bazaar gaffe he said he was school shooters friends. School shooters denied this not wanting to associate with him. Ana navarro said of j. D. Vance to be a shape shifter. She s jealous he was able to shape shift without i was and pick. Throughout the debate he was seen writing on a notepad what could he have been writing. Nothing wrong with loving sports and men and sportsmen. Speaking of he called himself a knucklehead for saying he was in china during the denman square massacre i guess he needs to take this picture down from his website. Throughout the debate he had a deer in headlights look on his face looking like he. [ bleeps ] his pants according to someone familiar to the situation. Jimmy carter turns 100 this week
Happy wednesday everybody president bidens interview with the Weather Channel aired today. I know. The forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunters Business Associates. The one thing he didnt forget, how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . I have already done that. It is the existential threat to humanity. You have already declared that National Emergency. Yeah. Thanks, appreciate it. That is the first time any woman said appreciate it after Making Contact with joe. If he is really concerned about the climate you know what he should have done. He should have eaten the bug. The tasty but tiny carbon footprint. It is cute. It reminds me how joe is always brushing the cocaine off of hunters lapels. And also how he was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. I was raised in a tow
asner: i ll tell you about the golden age of television. this period in time will be looked upon as the platinum age. lear: our obligation is to entertain, and if we ve left something to think about, so much the better. kunta. kunta kinte. television should not be just entertainment. charges were leveled at the commercial television network. congress has no right interfere with the media. well, excuse me! we have a responsibility to give the audience what it tuned in to see. the years of the 60s, which end in a few hours, have a bad reputation that is not entirely justified. some things got worse, obviously, but tv and other news coverage is better, not worse. we simply developed more demanding standards. when i think of tv, i think of the 70s. what is this world coming to? the american public was hungry for more. what was allowed that hadn t been before? it was the last decade where it was a campfire television, where there was one in the living room. i want to watch an al
greg: love it! yes! [cheers] greg: thank you. sit down. sit down! you girl scouts over there, sit down. all right. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. his favorite karaoke song is pledge of allegiance. she took her driver s test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line. [cheers] greg: she s lean, keen and can pass for a teen. best-selling author, kat, and the statue of liberty looks up to him. former wwe world champion. all right. before we get to some new stories let s do this. greg s leftovers. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll rojo mackey up in a carpet and toss him off the bridge. [laughter] greg: all right. here we go. harvard president claudine gay resigned after accusations of plagiarism. gay said she would have caught the errors if she had a larger pair of glasses. not surprisingly people said there was something familiar obj