It has been raining here in l. A. For not one but two days in a row. And is there someone we could sue about this . You know, people on the east coast laugh at us, because for them, the rain isnt a big deal. Theres been a lot of snow. Its very cold. But if theres no sun, how is anyone supposed to believe our spray tans are real . It hurts our credibility is what it does. Hey, congratulations are in order for the Clemson Tigers who won. Did you watch that game last night . It was a wild and unbelievable College Championship last night. They upset alabama 3531. Which was also the bloodalcohol content of most clemson fans after that game. The lastsecond victory, not only did it move the tigers coach to tears, it motivated one of the players. A kid named Christian Wilkins to bust both a move and possibly a testicle. Hes acting like hes fine, but get that man on dancing with the stars immediately. Tonight on all the channels president obama gave his Farewell Speech. Its the obama speech tha
Row. And is there someone we could sue about this . You know, people on the east coast laugh at us, because for them, the rain isnt a big deal. Theres been a lot of snow. Its very cold. But if theres no sun, how is anyone supposed to believe our spray tans are real . It hurts our credibility is what it does. Hey, congratulations are in order for the Clemson Tigers who won. Did you watch that game last night . It was a wild and unbelievable College Championship last night. They upset alabama 3531. Which was also the bloodalcohol content of most clemson fans after that game. The lastsecond victory, not only did it move the tigers coach to tears, it motivated one of the players. A kid named Christian Wilkins to bust both a move and possibly a testicle. Hes acting like hes fine, but get that man on dancing with the stars immediately. Tonight on all the channels president obama gave his Farewell Speech. Its the obama speech that republicans have been looking forward to. Obama said while he
Row. And is there someone we could sue about this . You know, people on the east coast laugh at us, because for them, the rain isnt a big deal. Theres been a lot of snow. Its very cold. But if theres no sun, how is anyone supposed to believe our spray tans are real . It hurts our credibility is what it does. Hey, congratulations are in order for the Clemson Tigers who won. Did you watch that game last night . It was a wild and unbelievable College Championship last night. They upset alabama 3531. Which was also the bloodalcohol content of most clemson fans after that game. The lastsecond victory, not only did it move the tigers coach to tears, it motivated one of the players. A kid named Christian Wilkins to bust both a move and possibly a testicle. Hes acting like hes fine, but get that man on dancing with the stars immediately. Tonight on all the channels president obama gave his Farewell Speech. Its the obama speech that republicans have been looking forward to. Obama said while he
Russian president , vladimir putin, said today that people who spread fake news about donald trump are worse than prostitutes. He quickly added, did i say prostitutes i meant bank robbers. Its so weird tyat i said prostitutes, ha ha ha we have the tape. [ applause ] today today was first Lady Michelle obamas birthday. And for the eighth year in a row [ cheers and applause ] for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited joe biden blew out her candles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, obamacare is more popular today than at any point since 2009. Well, lets be honest. Obamacare isnt exactly the hottest thing at the bar. But its almost closing time. [ laughter ] donald trump accidentally tagged the wrong ivanka when tweeting about his daughter yesterday. [ laughter ] he also got his son erics twitter handle wrong. [ laughter ] [ applause ] golf digest magazine released a special issue today, featuring donald trump on the cover with the title golfer in chief. Meanwhile, Hil
Russian president , vladimir putin, said today that people who spread fake news about donald trump are worse than prostitutes. He quickly added, did i say prostitutes i meant bank robbers. Its so weird tyat i said prostitutes, ha ha ha we have the tape. [ applause ] today today was first Lady Michelle obamas birthday. And for the eighth year in a row [ cheers and applause ] for the eighth year in a row, an overexcited joe biden blew out her candles. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new poll, obamacare is more popular today than at any point since 2009. Well, lets be honest. Obamacare isnt exactly the hottest thing at the bar. But its almost closing time. [ laughter ] donald trump accidentally tagged thwre ong ivanka when tweeting about his daughter yesterday. [ laughter ] he also got his son erics twitter handle wrong. [ laughter ] [ applause ] golf digest magazine released a special issue today, featuring donald trump on the cover with the title golfer in chief. Meanwhile, Hil