decision on attending the dinner? i d look pretty thin-skinned if i didn t show up so i m in. only under the following conditions. someone tranquilizes jim acosta. i get two scoops of ice cream big enough to bend a shovel. and i can use jeff bezos as my napkin. hannity! president trump will attend the white house correspondents dinner. breaking fox news alert, we can confirm that chris hayes stole his glasses from a child on a teeter-totter. can you believe the lying fake media invited me to the white house correspondents dinner? you don t see the central park five inviting me to brunch. are you sure you don t want me to go? the press corps loves me and my reese boother spoon charm. of course i m going, what am i going to do, hold a rally to harden my eeg goe goe? great to hear, i d be honored if you wore my clothes. is shepard smith going to be there? i can t believe some lucky lady hasn t snatched him up.