Mariah carey has postponed a concert in hawaii this month due to the coronavirus outbreak. Instead, shell be replaced by a more coronavirusfriendly performer, Purell Williams [ laughter ] [ applause ] its all downhill from here. [ laughter ] a zoo in tennessee recently gained attention after their female Komodo Dragon reproduced without a male partner, or more likely, shes cheating, dude [ laughter ] a popup restaurant based on the movie clueless will open in los angeles later this month theyll even have someone who looks just like young paul rudd. Paul rudd. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause adult website, pornhub, has recently added more than 120 coronavirusthemed videos. [ light laughter ] guys, guys, were supposed to be conserving tissues right now [ laughter ] yeah [ applause ] Purell Williams. [ laughter ] disney world opened its first mickey and minnie mouse themed ride yesterday big deal, all of our rides are mouse themed, said the new york city subway [ laughter ] [ applause
On the show, everybody [ cheers and applause and he is a legendary singer songwriter whose new album, American Standard, marks his 19th studio album. Back on the show to chat and perform for us, james taylor is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause so, its a great night before we get our guests out, the president went on fox news and lied to millions of people about the coronavirus outbreak as his administration bungles its response to the crisis for more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth i think its safe to say at this point that the president of the United States is undermining Public Health and im not just saying that because he looks like an outbreak monkey that escaped from a lab [ laughter ] [ applause ] trump keeps lying to people about the potential threat posed bystes lags behind other countries in testing, even though weve had time to learn from their experiences one Infectious Disease expert called the lack of widespread accurate testing a nati
Warren was an incredibly competent, pragmatic, intelligent, and wellspoken in other words, she never had a chance [ laughter ] thats right, Elizabeth Warren is dropping out of the president ial race. And it kind of feels like when your favorite teacher retires. Youre sad to see her go, but also happy for her because she doesnt have to deal with your annoying classmates anymore. [ laughter ] republican congressman matt gaetz wore a gas mask on the floor of the house of representatives yesterday while voting on funding to combat the coronavirus. I mean, look at him. [ laughter ] he looks like bane on a job interview. [ laughter ] where do i see myself in five years . Killing the batman, of course. [ laughter ] according to reports, disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein underwent heart surgery last night and will be transferred to Rikers Island prison when he recovers in that case, get well soon, harvey [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause mariah carey has postponed a concert in hawaii thi
laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, got to get u. N. To my life. Plus, stephen welcomes Paul Mccartney, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing hey how are you . Happy monday. piano riff hello thank you very much very kind hey, everybody welcome one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It has been cheers and applause piano riff im excited, too. Its been a very big week here in new york. The u. N. General assembly is in town. Leaders from asia, africa, and europe have come to new york city to see all the people who used to live in their countries. laughter President Trump is here, too. To welcome him, new yorkers have spent the last three years crowbarring his name off of all the buildings. laughter trump has cheers and applause piano riff trump had a busy weekend
To stick to its promise . As to stick to its promise . As a tory mp reveals , he was arrested tory mp reveals, he was arrested on suspicion of rape, the number of conservatives embroiled in Sexual Misconduct allegation grows to a total of nine. How damaging will this be to a party already on the back foot . Well have the latest. And as israel gears up for a full Ground Invasion and the west throws its weight behind them, Vladimir Vladimir putin wades into the conflict, inviting senior hamas and iranian leaders to moscow for talks. Mark white will have all the latest. Well it comes as us forces carried out a strike against what they said were Iranian Revolutionary guard positions in Eastern Syria. 20 us soldiers have been injured in recent clashes , 18 injured in recent clashes, 18 dead, 13 injured, and three in Critical Condition. Critical condition. Even as police in the us state of maine continue their manhunt after a deadly mass shooting. Well have the latest shooting. Well have the