sucks sucks walter, are you gonna smoke that pipe or play it . sucking its clogged. sucking where. sucking sucking where are my. sucking where are my. Out with it, walter where are your sucking what . My pipe cleaners. How should i know where your pipe cleaners are. Maude, i need something long and fuzzy to clean my pipe. Maybe youll like me to starch your caterpillar. All right, maude, i wont smoke my pipe. loud clinking walter, will you stop . youre driving me up the wall its only been a week since i took up pipe smoking. Youll get used to it. Never, walter. Never. Carpet. Furthermore, your mustache is beginning to turn yellow. Its like kissing a molting canary. For crying out loud a man cant even enjoy a pipe i mean, whats wrong with that . Ive given up cigarettes and ive quit drinking. What other pleasures are there . Which reminds me, walter, you seem to have given that up, too. Ill tell you what im talking about, walter findlay. Your husbandly duties. I cant help it if im tired,