Our president donald jumanji trump on friday said something that might top off all the things he said. The best words, stable genius, covfefe, all of them may pale compared to what he shared on friday at the white houses Small Business round table event. We have a situation where were looking very strongly at sinks and showers. And other elements of bathrooms. [ laughter ] where you turn the faucet on and in areas where theres tremendous amounts of water where the water rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you dont get any water. You turn on the faucet and you dont get any water. They take a shower and water comes dripping out. Its dripping out very quietly dripping out. [ laughter ] people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times as opposed to once. [ laughter ] jimmy 15 times . What are you eating . [ laughter ] the only time you flush a toilet 15 times is if the d. E. A. Is banging on your door and you have a kilo of cocaine up you. Thats not normal. He instructed
We had a cookie monster on the hood of a police car with his hands, you dont see that in minnesota, do you . This is the time when the best of the year lists start to pop up. Time magazine today unveiled their person of the year, and that person is greta thunberg, the 16yearold activist, the youngest woman, youngest human ever to be named person of the year, and to honor this young woman whos dedicated her life thus far to saving the environment, time, will cut down 2 Million Trees to print the magazine. I have to hand it to our president. He has yet to throw a temper tantrum about this. He wasnt named, but hes on his best behavior, unfortunately, his namesake, donnie jr. Was not. He said teaime leaves out the hong kong protesters fighting for their lives and freedoms to push a teen being used. Hes full of surprises. I do have to say, though, its great that greta made the cover, but in my opinion, the person of the year has to be this guy. This, you might not know his face. His name is
In the philippines president retreat go deter site is declared a war on drugs thats left more than 12000 people dead. But theyre not the only victims its also left tens of thousands of people languishing in giles is caught struggle to process a Record Number of drug arrests. I thought where am i why am i here i shouldnt be here what is this place. Im on a one ace we investigate the shocking conditions inside the worlds most congested giles and the inmates trying to survive. Its early in the morning and a full name is rising. In the shadows like thousands of bodies waged into every corner of every inch. Welcome to manila city jail one of the most congested prisons in the world 2. Weve been given an extended access he is to find out why chance in the philippines a so overcrowded and to meet the inmates whove been called monsters by their own government. To tell me about the job. Just peaceful here on the south side j. Rex pristine is the jails chief Records Office uk even he is shocked b
They had to put in the backup quarterback for the final snap. And of course people were very upset about this. Former redskins quarterback Joe Theismann wrote, how do you miss the last snap of a game because youre taking selfies . Thats unprofessional and wrong. Unprofessional and wrong. Both of those things. [ laughter ] the guys 22 years old. He heard it was time for the snap. He probably thought they meant snapchat and he went [ laughter ] elsewhere in washington it was a busy few days for our dear misleader. On friday trump placed a call to fox friends and talked almost nonstop for 53 minutes straight. He didnt even pause for a chicken leg. He just went on and on. [ laughter ] he had a nice long chat with his friends. And then later in the day smoked a peace pipe with perhaps his fiercest republican opponent. We got almost 6 million kids addicted to nicotine. And theyre getting addicted to nicotine because of flavors. Putting out cotton candy flavor and what is it, unicorn poop fla
Anniversary by laying golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. This is kind of interesting. You know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words . Well, hes in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. Mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. The biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. Jimmy foistered. And it wasnt gist just like a slip of the tongue. He did it again in lexington. The most egregious fraud ever foistered. Jimmy and again in tupelo. The biggest lies ever foistered. Jimmy used the word three times in a week. Its a combination of foisted and forced, which happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women. The Washington Post had a story this morning, and the president went Washington Postal all over it. It said i asked william barr to hold a press conference to declare that the president had broken no laws. As it pertains to this uk