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We had a cookie monster on the hood of a police car with his hands, you dont see that in minnesota, do you . This is the time when the best of the year lists start to pop up. Time magazine today unveiled their person of the year, and that person is greta thunberg, the 16yearold activist, the youngest woman, youngest human ever to be named person of the year, and to honor this young woman whos dedicated her life thus far to saving the environment, time, will cut down 2 Million Trees to print the magazine. I have to hand it to our president. He has yet to throw a temper tantrum about this. He wasnt named, but hes on his best behavior, unfortunately, his namesake, donnie jr. Was not. He said teaime leaves out the hong kong protesters fighting for their lives and freedoms to push a teen being used. Hes full of surprises. I do have to say, though, its great that greta made the cover, but in my opinion, the person of the year has to be this guy. This, you might not know his face. His name is man responsible for the popeyes chicken sand wuch, twich, the s that brought us together and tore us apart. No ones waiting in line for four hours to get a nancy pelosi. Google released their most popular search of the year, this is interesting. They claim it wasnt porn, which i dont believe. The number one search of 2019 on google was disney plus. The new streaming service that promises so raise your children for you, for 7 a month. Other top searches of the year were nipsey hussle, the late hiphop star, antonio brown, the troubled wide receiver, and how do i do a gender reveal without blowing up my house. Meanwhile, it has been another week of headaches for java the trump. The House Judiciary Committee started formal debate on the articles of impeachment. Tonight theyre expected to yell at each other late into the evening tonight. For those of you unfamiliar with this impeachment process, which is most us. This is how it goes. After they debate, the house will presumably, next week, vote on the articles of impeachment, assuming the vote is to impeach, it will be. It will be presented to the senate. All the republican senators except mitt romney will ignore and vote to acquit. Trump will stay in the white house. Well watch the super bowl and talk about the commercials, and that will be that. Right, guillermo . Right. [ applause ] jimmy so the president was in hershey, pennsylvania last night, eating chocolate, making friends. Hes moved on to a new phase of his everchanging defense of the indefensible. That is, yes, im being impeached, but not impeached impeached. This is the lightest, weakest impeachment, you know, our countrys had many impeachment. You call judges, many impeachments. But it was on today, everybody said this is impeachment lite. This is the lightest impeachment in the his interestry tory of oy far. Its not even like an impeachment. Jimmy yeah, its exactly like an impeachment. Its an impeachment. Its not a diet impeachment. Its a real, are you about to get impeached, okay . Trump had a lot to say. He was shot out of a cannon, so we slowed him down to half speed for another edition ever drunk donald trump. Oh, thats a beautiful new hat. Look at the hat that guys got on. Hows that hat workin out . Is that hat good . I love that hat. Jimmy im sure its a greatlookin hat. Once again today, republicans lined up to win the president s love. One in particular. And i have a theory about this. I have a big theory. This could blow the lid off a lot of different things. Today in senate, the inspector general, Michael Horowitz appeared before the judiciary committee. This is the guy who wrote the report that came out this week that said a lot of things, including that obama never wire tapped trump tower, it debunked the president s claim that the fbi investigation into his campaign ties with russia was a deep state hit job. It was not. The inspector general, who works for trump, by the way. Found that none of these conspiracy theories are true and found no evidence of another gop talking point, that the infamous steele dossier had anything to do with the decision to launch the investigation. It sounds like john grisham novel. Its really how russia wanted the host of Celebrity Apprentice to on our president. This report done by his people did not in any way back up his crazy claims. Thats where senator Lindsay Lohan graham comes into play. He demanded to know why investigators didnt tell trump his campaign was being investigated. Maybe because his campaign was being investigated . Isnt that how it usually works . But then graham did some role play to diminish the report, reciting saucy Text Messages between fbi lovers lisa page and peter strzok. March 3rd, 2016. Page god, trump is a loathsome human. Strzok. Oh, my god, hes an idiot. March 16, 2016. I cannot believe donald trump is likely to be actual serious candidate for president. July 16th. Were getting closer to when this thing opens. And while donald trump is an enormous dousche. A lot of people agree with that. And then lindsey defending the president took his performance to heights previously unseen in the senate. The first thing is about the Golden Shower. About the sexual encounter that President Trump supposedly had in a Ritzcarlton Hotel in russia. Jimmy oh, thanks for reminding us about that. I almost forgot about it. The phone ringing was trump going what the hell are you talking about . Has anyone ever mentioned a Golden Shower in congress before . I dont think so. Lindsey grahams point was, i guess, that the parties involved in the investigation were biassed against donald trump. They didnt want him to be president , which is a crazy point to make, because i can think of someone else back then who didnt want him to be president too. Hes a racebaiting, xenophopic religious bigot. I think hes a kook. Hes a jackass. He is a political car wreck. At the end of the day, he would be the mostflawed nominee in the history of the republican party. Donald trump is the most unlengthable republican ive seen in my lifetime. He would be a terrible commander in chief. He doesnt have the temperament or judgment. We get slaughtered as a party if Donald Trumps our nominee, and quite frankly, we would deserve it. [ applause ] jimmy i guess he had a change of heart, because Lindsey Graham was one of the most outspoken critics of trump, now he suckles at his teet like a baby goat. It doesnt make any sense, or does it . Now you remember that anonymous op ed, and the book by anonymous that came out last month, and they never figured out who wrote them and they havent figured out who the whistleblower is. They are one person. They are this man you know how you make America Great again . Tell donald trump to go to hell. Jimmy thats right. Anonymous, and the whistleblower are senator Lindsey Graham. Lindsey graham has been blowing anonymously for years. Golden showers. Golden graham is what it is the jig is up. [ applause ] thank you. Heres another item of interest. There are reports now, reports that originated with politico that if elected, joe biden might only want to serve one term. Hes 77 years old, and the rumored story is that hes looking for a running mate he could turn things over to, because bit end of his first term hed be 82. Basically, hed leave the president stoi h presidency to his running mate in his will. If you pay close attention to this ad they just put out, there may be something to this. America is in crisis. Big problems require big solutions. We need a leader to lead us, for almost as long as it takes. Joe biden has been working hard for the American People for years. And is willing to work a couple more. I agree that everybody once they anyway, my times up, im sorry. You can count on joe biden to get the first half of the job done. Im joe biden, and ill say, ill, uh, you know, youre. Im pete buttigieg. Even and i approve of the second half of this message. Jimmy santas making his list, checking the kids for lice. For a number of years, guillermo and i have been helping santa. We put on our elf hats and pointy shoes. And here we go, weve done it again. Hello. Hello. How you doin . Good. Good. Can i have your letter for is santa . Thank you. Go ahead and have a seat right there. All right. Whats your name . Miles. Miles, how old are you . 4 and a half. I see youve written a letter to santa claus. May i read it . Uhhuh. Hello, santa, im going to come right out with my wish list. I love games. This christmas i want mousetrap, stratego and operation. What are you, a time traveler from 1975 . No. All right. Susie and i are going to bake cookies for you this year, have a Merry Christmas, love miles. Whos susie . Shes one of my grandmas. Oh, you call your grandma susie, huh . Uhhuh. You dont call her grandma . Nah. All right, lets talk. Lets get down to business. Have you been good this year . Yes. How good . This good. Thats really good, huh . Yes. Have you done any naughty things this year . Nope. Interesting, because santas been watching you, and santa said that you throw things in the house sometimes. Yep, just sometimes. Santa also said you locked the babysitter out of the house. Just sometimes. Sometimes. Was it funny when you locked the babysitter out of the house . Yeah. It was . Uhhuh. Did she think it was funny . Nope. Are there any kids in your class that should not get presents . Miles yoe tyoe tayoe ta shouldnt. Your name is miles too. Miles apptaker the meanest kid ever. Why is he the meanest kid ever . Because he always cuts husband lunc his lunch. He cuts in line . Uhhuh. For lunch. Uhhuh. And everyone gets mad. Yep. And what do you say . I tell him to go back where he was, but he doesnt. Oh, wow, this must be tough having another kid in your class named miles when your nam is miles. Yeah. Are you worried that santa might confuse you with the other miles . Bad miles as we call him . Ah, he wont. Yeah. Well, seems like youve been pretty good. Yep. Would you like a present . Yeah. All right. Step over here. Now, push this. And here we go. Lets see what comes out. What did you wish for . Oh, my gosh. Wow, dentures teeth in a glass. What . Yeah, thats for you. There you go. Maybe give those to susie. Bye. Bye, miles. Dad, come see what i have. [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, miles. Youll grow into the teeth. We have a great show for you be tonight. We have music tonight from finneas, julia fox is here. paul at sprint, the holidays are a time for giving. Abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by sprint. You can give your family you knw the gift of savings with both an unlimited plan. sprintern . And the powerful new iphone 11 included paul . 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Iclimate is the number 1ove priority. Sage. I would declare a state of emergency on day 1. Congress has never passed an important climate bill, ever. This is a problem that continues to get worse. Ive spent a decade fighting and beating oil companies. Stopping pipelines. Stopping fossil fuel plants, ensuring clean energy across the country. How are we going to pull this country together . We take on the biggest challenge in history, we save the world and do it together. Add some shine to her holiday with a sephora favorites perfume sampler and up to 60 off fine jewelry. Jcpenney jimmy hello there. Welcome back. From the new adam sandler movie uncut gems, julia fox is here. Then, he is one of the youngest people to be nominated for a grammy. He is nominated for producer of the year for his work with his sister, billy eilish. This is his ep. Its called blood harmony. Finneas from the mercedesbenz stage. You can see finneas live tomorrow night at space 15 twenty here in l. A. He is very good. Super talented kid. Tomorrow night, aquafina. And one more thing i want to mention. I wrote and illustrated a childrens book. Today i learned it is number one on the New York Times bestseller list. Its called the serious goose. All the money i make goes to Childrens Hospital here in l. A. And Childrens Hospitals around the country. You can buy it anywhere they sell books. And if you would like an autographed copy, go to theseriousgoose. Com to get one signed by me. In pen i sign everything in pen. Thats right. Jimmy yesterday, at the Chinese Theatre across the street, our first guest put his hands and feet in wet cement, because we want him with us forever. His newest blockbustertobe is jumanji the next level. It opens friday. Please say hello to the invincible kevin hart. [cheers and applause] thank you. Jimmy you know, i always say how are you, but how are you . I am good, man, this is making me feel a lot better. [cheers and applause] jimmy im very happy to see you. . Tha thank you, and congrats on your book. I listen to everything. Jimmy good, im glad you listen to everything. Im expecting a book. Jimmy i think i left a book for you back in your dressing room. Good, i saw it. Jimmy you may be listening to everything, but youre not looking around. Im not looking around, apparently, i missed the book that was on the coffee table. Jimmy you were in an accident, and thank god you are okay. It was not funny when it happened obviously. But now, youre feeling good . Im feeling good, man. [cheers and applause] jimmy are you working . Are you making love, i guess is the most important part. Making love, and my belly bumping again. Yeah, i was belly bumping early on. You know, when it first happens, though, when youre in the hospital, you forget, you dont think about it, of course, because you dont have any movement, like literally, i couldnt do anything. From my wife in the nurse, everybody literally had to assist me. The last thing youre thinking about is your package and whats going on. For nine days, i was in the hospital menine days, i was layg in the bed, and one day i just got happy. Oh, oh like literally, you forgot. Youre not even thinking about it. When it happens, i called my wife, hey you might want to get in here, we got to do something about this. We got toandle this. Jimmy i remember one of the times were you here, i dont remember when it was, but you told me you had a plane accident, right . Yeah, when i went to a celtics game. Jimmy youve been in a car accident, a plane accident. Yep. Jimmy you should steer clear of transportation in general. I was in a boat accident. Jimmy you were in a boat accident also . Yeah. Jimmy what happened there . I survived. Thats when i was younger. My dad let me, my dad basically let me drive a boat when i was like 8, and he convinced me that i knew what i was doing. And i was like, i dont think i got it, dad, hes like, you got it. Nah, dad, i dont feel like i got it. Hes like, just steer it. I am. Well, you better do something, because we headed for that rock. I was like, hmm, i think were going to hit it, dad. And we got in a real accident. Jimmy and you hit the rock. We hit the rock. Jimmy not your friend the rock, an actual rock. I hit that rock, too. I literally hit that rock. Definitely hit that rock as well. Jimmy please be careful. I am, god is good, man. Im very thankful to be alive. Jimmy we need to give you a pony or scooter. Something else. Jimmy last time you were here was in april. We in las vegas. Your 40th birthday was approaching in july. Yep. Jimmy you said, well, lets play that clip. What did i say . Jimmy youre turning 40 in july. Yeah, man. Jimmy you have a big anything planned . No. Jimmy nothing planned . No, im not doing anything, its over. Jimmy is it over . When i say its over, im talking about the other side of fun. Ive drank, ive tried to do the younger version of myself has done in the past, and its not gone over well, like i cant handle it. So for my 40th, im giving myself honesty. Im going to sit down and watch a movie, leave me alone. Jimmy that was the plan. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy and i look on instagram, and this is what i see. [ bleep ]. Leaving the world now. [ bleep ]. Jimmy it seems, it seemed like a party to me. It seemed like kind of a big party. Yeah, yeah. Let me tell you what happened. Jimmy okay, what happened . I was hell bent on doing nothing. I was very serious about that. Jimmy okay, you werent just saying that to me so you didnt have to invite she in. No, no. Jimmy i thought it was a ruse or something. No, i didnt want to do nothing. I did not want to do anything for my birthday, and as you get closer to the day, all your friends and everybody starts talking, man, this is your 40th, you cant just not do nothing. My wife starts talking, babe, we got to do sk. We got to do something big. Its your 40th so many more people became part of the conversation. Were going to have a small little dinner in the lounge. Then it turned into this big event. We ended up renting out, it was supposed to be a dinner at tao that progressed to renting out tao for the night. Jimmy the whole place. We rented out tao for the day. Apparently, you cant just get it for the night, because you got to take the whole business from the day out. That was a bill, all right. So we had to have it for the day. And then, you know, i got to talking to one of my closest friends, bonnie walker, she does such a good job with events for me, she was like, well, we cant just let it look like tao. We got to change it to where it looks like you. This is your day. So we ended up redesigning tao. That was a task, that was a task. You know, then she convinced me, she was like, you know, kevin, it would be cool if we put your face on the little statues. And you know, when somebody says something, you doesnt thidont serious, yeah, that aebd cod b. Then she brings knme this invoi. Theres a digital board playing my years of life. All of my friends ended up coming, and then i got drunk, man. Jimmy uhhuh, you did. And exactly what i knew was going to happen happened. Jimmy what . It was bad. Jimmy it was bad. How late did you go . How long did you last . Heres the bad part. I spent all that money. The party was supposed to go on till 3 00 a. M. I left my party at 12 15. This is not bs. 12 15 i was standing up, and it felt like somebody was pushing me. I told my wife, somebody keep pushing me. Shes like, youre standing by yourself. I said somebodys been messing with my shoes, because im rollin, im rockin. And she said aint nobody doing nothing to your shoe. And i was like, honey, honey, this is not right. I dont have no type of stability. We got to get out of here. Shes like, what do you mean we got to get out of here . Stop talking back to me and just get me out of here. I had a fullfledged panic attack. You know the steps in tao are so steep, and i kept seeing myself falling down these steps on my birthday and everybody going, kevin, and me having one of those stupid faces, so we left. We left. She got mad, but apparently, she was a little drunk too. Because we both ended up throwing up in the back of the car. Jimmy oh, what a great way to end the evening. We didnt know that we threw up until the next morning when i was like, hey, babe, wheres my jacket. I dont know, check the car, well, i found a lot more than my jacket when i went to the car. That was real. Jimmy uhhuh. And you know, we were like, god, what did we do when we came home . So we look at the security cameras. If you want to laugh after a long night, look at the security cameras so you can watch yourself in action. Apparently, apparently, we walked the dogs. Not, not outside, not outside. We put the leashes on them and just start Walking Around the house. Jimmy what . And theres, theres a moment, theres a moment where i took the leash off the dog, and im like, go, as if its a park, right . Go run around. And i just ended up sleeping on the couch. Jimmy no way. It was one of the best worst nights of my life. Jimmy welcome to 40. Well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by turtle beach gaming headsets. Hear everything, defeat everyone. Food and freaking out about what to get for your parents. Socks, candles. Sockcandle. Wait. Just get them a nest hub from google, and give them what theyve been asking for all year. More photos of you. So when theyre not playing their music or checking the weather, there you are. You on vacation. You and their grandkids. Forget you, just the grandkids. When were grandkids. Happy holidays. Love nest. Welcome back to our ah, its time to gift wrap. Did someone say gift rap . 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And mikes won them, which is important right this minute, because if he could beat americas biggest gun lobby, helping pass background check laws and defeat nra backed politicians across this country, beat big coal, helping shut down hundreds of polluting plants and beat big tobacco, helping pass laws to save the next generation from addiction. All against big odds you can beat him. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. A drink with friends can turn into two. And a prescription can be stronger than you thought. Stop there are a lot of ways to get a dui. And a lot of ways to go. Text a friend. Call a cab. Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. Did you, were you just talking to them . Um, press your menu, its right here. Linguistics. You can talk to animals. Yes. It appears that i speak camel. Can you ask them to like come with us and be excuse me. Theyre willing to talk. They want to know whats in it for them and how much luggage we have. Jimmy that is kevin hart in jumanji the next level. It opens in theaters on friday. We were talking with your buddy Dwayne Johnson. You got an honor given to very few stars, you had your hands and feet impressed in the cement at the chinese theater. Yep. Jimmy now dradwayne said yo not heavy enough to make a dent in the that is ridiculous. Jimmy that is not true. Thats a falsehood . Thats ridiculous. I was more than heavy enough many they didnt feel like i gave a good enough push, they said kevin, we dont know if thats going to stick. Can you do it a little harder, and dj may have had to give me a little bit of shove. Jimmy right. Just a little, an added shove. But you know what, man, it was an amazing day. Le you cant write that. You dont predict that. Jimmy dwayne and will ferrell spoke. And who did the better job . Who put more into it . . O oh, my god, will, yes, will ferrell. Dwayne sucked, sucked you know what, man, theyre both, not only good friends but men i truly respect and admire. Those guys inspire me on so many different levels, and to have the pleasure of calling those guys my friends is unbelievable. You know. Theyre not just coworkers. Or acquaintances. Those guys are friends. So for them to come out, speak on my behalf yesterday, it really, it really made it even more mind blowing. Jimmy right, sure. Yeah. More mindblowing. Jimmy last might i asked Dwayne Johnson if he considered you to be his best friend and he said no. He said youre one of his best friends but youre not his best friend. Would you consider him to be your best friend . Well, i did until you just said that. I thought that, i thought that we had a, i thought we had a nice thing going. And apparently, im wrong. Apparently, ive been reading this thing wrong. No, man, thats my big fella. I have i got to be honest with you. Our relationship has skyrocketed. And its unbelievable the amount of fun that he and i have. Jimmy it seems like you guys have fun together. Its not forced. Its not forced fun. Its authentic conversation. Its just guys that understand that being themselves are what so many people have forgotten that its okay to be. Its okay to be yourself. And when you are, you find that people gravitate towards that and that energy that you give off is received, and when its received, its returned. And he and i got a nice ying and yang thing going, and the environments that were in, theyre so amazing, because everybody else feeds off of it. Like our last promo tour, it will go down in history as one of the best promo tours ive ever done in my life. It was just fun. Everybodys just giving each other a bunch of [ bleep ] back and forth. Im sorry. Jimmy guillermo and i have the same thing, i see guillermo nodding over there. Yeah, were best friends. Best friends . Thats good. Thats good. Jimmy one of, one of, guillermo. I guess im the rock inhis relationship, huh . Exactly. [ laughter ] sorry, man. He meant that as a compliment. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy sorry. I guess im kevins. Jimmy kevin hart, everybody. Jumanji the next level opens in theatres friday. Well be right back. When we see you enter through our doors, we dont see who youre against, or for, whether tomorrow will be light or dark, all we see in you, is a spark we see your spark in each nod, each smile, we see sparks in every aisle. We see you find a hidden gem, and buying diapers at 3am. We see your kindness and humanity. The strength of each community. Weve seen more sparks than we can say. About 20 million just yesterday. The more we look the more we find, the sparks that make america shine. only tylenol® rapid release gels have laser drilled holes. They release medicine fast, for fast pain relief. Tylenol®. For fast pain relief. Only roomba i7 uses two multisurface rubber brushes. And picks up more pet hair than other robot vacuums. 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Cuddler dog beds are only 9. 99 plus this weekend, bring in your family and pets for a free photo with santa. Now at petsmart start saving with [itarget holideals m smith] save 10 when you spend 50. Or save 25 when you spend 100 on toys and games. This week only. New holideals arrive all season long. Only at target. hey, need a laptop that boots up as fast as 6 seconds when youre running late . Shhhh. [whispering] its switching time. How about a battery that lasts up to 12 hours . [bell rings] order up now were cooking. Or how about one with virus protection built in . Which. Would be helpful. Right. About. Now. Yeah, if you want all that, switch to chromebook. Jimmy welcome back. Music from finneas still to come. Our next guest is talented actor with a criticallyacclaimed spot opposite adam sandler in uncut gems. It opens in select cities friday and wide on christmas day. Please say hello to julia fox. Jimmy how are you . Im good. Im a little nervous. Jimmy are you really . This is my first talk show. Jimmy theres no reason to be nervous. No, not at all. Jimmy this is your first movie. Yes, exactly my point. Jimmy you did a great job on that. Thank you. Jimmy this will be easy as pie. Really great job. How can this be your first movie . This big movie with adam sandler . I mean, its a miracle. Jimmy it is. Its a miracle. It does not happen. So im really grateful. I feel like a chosen kind of jimmy well, you literally were chosen, by the directors of the movie, writers and directors, the softy brothers. Did you know them before . Yes, i knew them for like maybe seven years or something. And theyd been talking to me about this role for about five years. Jimmy for five years. Yeah. Jimmy are you at any point like these guys arent making this movie . Yes, and i was like its really not happening, and then they called me and said okay, were going to make this movie. We still want you in it. Then they called me again, and said now that the big studios are involved they want a big name actress. Jimmy oh. So i really had to fight for it. Jimmy did you . Yeah, i did. Jimmy who did you fight . Other actresses . Like 300 to be exact. 300 girls auditioned. Jimmy was the role written for you . I would like to think so. Jimmy okay. Yeah. Jimmy but these guys, obviously, you were friendly with them over the course of five years. Yeah. Jimmy did they write it specifically for you in any way . They kind of did. The a first it was kind of this character, and then after meeting me, they kind of quince debtsly developed to be very similar to who i am. Jimmy so that character is similar to you . Very, yeah. Jimmy thats interesting. Had you done any acting before . No. Jimmy none . No. Jimmy not a school play or anything like that . No, no. Jimmy wow, thats crazy. Yeah. I like to reev fer to myself as actress of life. Try to be normal or whatever it is. I knew i wanted to be in hollywood, and i kind of feel like i outgrew new york. Jimmy mmhm, you outgrew new york. And now are you living here . Im in between. Jimmy how does one outgrow new york . Even king kong didnt outgrow new york. Its a small town. Jimmy do you feel that way . Yes. Jimmy yewhy, because you ru into the same people all the time . Yeah, i grew up there. Ive been every type of girl. Im just ready for new things. Jimmy youre living out here now. I would like toc. Jimmy well, you know, youre allowed. Eventually. Jimmy now are you okay, now im an actor, now im going to go on auditions and be in things . Yes. Jimmy so now youre serious about it . Yeah, very. Jimmy good, usually people do that before their first big movie that might be nominated for an actor. Im taking acting classes after having been in it. Jimmy i dont think you need them. Thank you. Jimmy had you met adam sandler before the movie . We had a screen test. I met him before the screen test. Ly i had to do karaoke, i had to sing for him, go shopping with him at barneys, he wanted to buy me the cheap dress, and i wanted the expensive dress, and we kind of went back and forth about that. Jimmy that was part of the thing, you go shopping and he buys you something . Howard. Jimmy oh, was he in character . Yeah, and then the chemistry was undeniable, so. Jimmy what song did you sing in karaoke . I sang wicked games by chris isaacs. Jimm i took it there. Jimmy thats right in adams wheel house. Good choice of the song. Wow, this is fantastic. A really strange thing. And now im sure everybody is, are people now, well, the movie hasnt really come out yet. Yeah, it comes out in two days. Jimmy uhhuh. And your life is going to change. It already has very much so. Jimmy yeah, i would think so. Well, welcome to hollywood. Thank you. Jimmy you have to be careful here. What . Jimmy you just have to be careful. I know, they have to be careful of me. Jimmy there are cookie monsters being arrested. Im the cookie monster. Jimmy you want to see the cookie monster in a movie. Uncut gems opens in select cities friday, and then wide on christmas day. And well return with music from finneas. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by the amg fourdoor coupe, mercedes amg, driving performance. You know when you go to ross for a few gifts and realize. Oh yeah you shouldve gotten a cart . Thats yes for less. Get gifts for everyone on your list and save 20 to 60 percent off Department Store prices. At ross. Yes for less. And youre not sure wholl be more excited. You. Oh, yeah. Or them . Ahhhhhh thats yes for less. Be a rock star this season and save big on gifts theyre gonna love. At ross. Yes for less. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedes benz. The boa best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank kevin hart and julia fox. Apologies to matt damon, nightline is next. But first this is his ep blood harmony. Here with the song i lost a friend, finneas [cheers and applause] i lost a friend like keys in a sofa like a wallet in the backseat like ice in the summer heat i lost a friend like sleep on a redeye like money on a bad bet like time worrying about every bad thing that hasnt happened yet i know ill be alright but im not tonight ill be lying awake counting all the mistakes ive made replaying fights i know ill be alright but im not tonight i lost a friend i lost a friend i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he dont need me cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad and ill be fine without him but all i do is write about him how the hell did i lose a friend i never had never had im on the mend like im wearing a neck brace like im sleeping at my own place like im pulling all the stitches out of my own face im on the mend like im icing a new sprain like im walking on a new cane like its been a couple days since i slipped and said something sorta like your name i know ill be alright but im not tonight ill be lying awake counting all the mistakes ive made replaying fights i know ill be alright but im not tonight im on the mend but i lost a friend i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he dont need me cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad and ill be fine without him but all i do is write aut him how the hell did i lose a friend i never had id apologize if i thought it might make a difference or make you listen id apologize if it was black and white but life is different just try to listen to me now i know ill be alright but im not tonight i lost a friend i lost a friend i lost my mind and nobody believes me say i know that he dont need me cause he made a little too much money to be twenty and sad and ill be fine without him but all i do is write about him how the hell did i lose a friend i never had never had [cheers and applause] reporter tonight, a country. Tonight, a country spiraling into violence. Inside that cooler were told theres a human head. Mexico torn apart by corruption and drug cartels. Tens of thousands of people disappearing. Now the mothers on a mission. I wrote a promise to my son. I will never surrender. I will never give up. Searching for their sons and daughters, transforming their anguish into a tireless pursuit for answers. Taking the fight from the streets straight to the president. A special edition of nightline, the disappeared will be right back

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