On what is i notice the audience is like 80 female . Does that have anything to do with the fact that zac efron is here tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well, if youre enthusiastic enough he will have sex with all of you, okay . [ cheers and applause ] i shouldnt be talking that way. Today it was an historic day. A holy day. Maybe even an aholy day. His holiness met his bigliness at the vatican today. President trump happened to be in italy so he stopped by to say hello to pope francis. It went well. There are no major incidents. Trump felt very a the home at the vatican. He said it reminded him of one of the bathrooms at his house. [ laughter ] the pope made it clear he would like our president to join him in promoting peace, giving aid is only in year 70 of his 100year deal with the devil right now. [ laughter ] and hes got a notrade clause. [ cheers and applause ] its very unlikely he would switch teams. You know, when you see pope francis with a world leader, and he meets a lot of
On what is i notice the audience is like 80 female . Does that have anything to do with the fact that zac efron is here tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well, if youre enthusiastic enough he will have sex with all of you, okay . [ cheers and applause ] i shouldnt be talking that way. Today it was an historic day. A holy day. Maybe even an aholy day. His holiness met his bigliness at the vatican today. President trump happened to be in italy so he stopped by to say hello to pope francis. It went well. There are no major incidents. Trump felt very a the home at the vatican. He said it reminded him of one of the bathrooms at his house. [ laughter ] the pope made it clear he would like our president to join him in promoting peace, giving aid to the poor, and protecting our environment. The pope is very persuasive. Unfortunately, trump is only in year 70 of his 100year deal with the devil right now. [ laughter ] and hes got a notrade clause. [ cheers and applause ] its very unlikely he wou
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He doesnt have much of a poper face, i guess. [ laughter ] here he is with german chancellor angela merkel, happy. President putin, not too thrilled. With president obama, laughing it up. [ cheers and applause ] and finally, here he is with the trumps. [ laughter ] it looks less like a meeting, more like the trump family passed away and they dont know it yet. [ laughter ] when the president and pope were together roll that clip. Its interesting. Because, you know, professional issues aside on a personal level, meeting the pope was a big deal for donald trump. And weve seen how things have been going between him and melania lately. So when trump reached out [ laughter ] i know he had to be disappointed. The pope wouldnt hold his hand either. Poor guy. He just wants to be loved. He just wants to be touched, thats all. Not only did trump and the pope exchange pleasantries, they exchanged gifts. At the vatican the leaders exchanged gifts. The pope gave the president a collection of writing
On what is i notice the audience is like 80 female . Does that have anything to do with the fact that zac efron is here tonight . [ cheers and applause ] well, if youre enthusiastic enough he will have sex with all of you, okay . [ cheers and applause ] i shouldnt be talking that way. Today it was an historic day. A holy day. Maybe even an aholy day. His holiness met his bigliness at the vatican today. President trump happened to be in italy so he stopped by to say hello to pope francis. It went well. There are no major incidents. Trump felt very at home at the vatican. He said it reminded him of one of the bathrooms at his house. [ laughter ] the pope made it clear he would like our president to join him in promoting peace, giving aid to the poor, and protecting our environment. The pope is very persuasive. Unfortunately, trump is only in year 70 of his 100year deal with the devil right now. [ laughter ] and hes got a notrade clause. [ cheers and applause ] its very unlikely he would