the critics of gay marriage were right and now people can marry their cats? i am for it. i think the marriage is absurd anyway so i am for marying nonhumans. i would mary chipotle. i love chipotle more than any woman i ever loved. at chipotle you get meals. it is three square meals and a place to sleep. you know i have never been in chipotle in my life. you may be the only one. it scares me. i don t know why. i get scared by things i can t pronounce. jedediah, you have a tune knee dog you humiliate by putting bows in its hair. what is wrong with people like you and kyle lo g gefeld? i love my dog, but don t want to marry my dog. he should marry me. i can purr and his and i can do everything that cat can do and better and he is loaded. you have a really good sense who to marry, jedediah.