this morning i wake up and next to me in bed is the head of a peacock. i don t know. broadway s ed sullivan theater. it s a marvelous ed miss and we couldn t be happier to be here. the thing from day one, it was enormous. we have a wonderful program tonight. bill murray. billy joel. dave s first night on a new network. in a new time slot. when the dust of the late night war settled, jay leno had the tonight show and dave had a multimillion-dollar deal with cbs. it was a risky move. he didn t have anything. it was can t miss television. it s a joke, okay? it s me, you jerk.