Many Republican presidential candidates and members of Congress have called for U.S. military intervention to stop the flow of fentanyl from Mexico. The Onion asked conservatives why the United States should invade Mexico, and this is what they said.
WHITE RIVER JUNCTION Outside Hartford Town Hall last Friday, Steven Zue happily greeted everyone who arrived just before noon and with good reason: He’d been waiting years for this moment. After the COVID-19 pandemic shuttered most national and.