LONDON Expressing excitement for the four-hour, star-studded, “once in a lifetime” event, 67 million British citizens tuned in Thursday to watch a live broadcast of King Charles III’s prostate surgery. “What a beautiful day to witness His Majesty standing before his subjects, donning a hospital gown, and going under…
TALLAHASSEE, FL With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the…
Foul-mouthed Americans across the country display great creativity when screaming profanities. The Onion examines the favorite curse word in every state.
Amid their constant concern that the feminization of society is causing a decline in male fertility, The Onion asked men’s rights activists to explain how they increase their sperm count, and this is what they said.