Dead mom . Mmhmm. Mmhmm. Right this way. [applause] jordan so, jordan, hey, you think we should say goodbye . Whatd your mom say . Oh, jeez. [laughter] good night, everybody. Good night. Whoo im gonna do my one line here oh, yeah. Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is dial the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon boom welcome to the daily show. Miss to see you nice to see you. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to
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You. My name is jon stewart. One of our guests tonight author reza aslan is on the program this evening. Well pick off where we left off last night with the United States congress. If you tuned in you might have seen this how this, the 113th congress is perhaps the Worst Congress [ laughter ] in the history of not just this nation [laughter] so we thought we would check in on what todays congressional bleep ry was what do they do today . Pass a resolution demanding preapproval of all president ial handshakes . [laughter] refuse to vote on anything except whether to add cronuts to the congressional brunch. [laughter] sitting around saying that sax by chambliss is an acceptable name. Its not. Its not okay. Its just not okay. [laughter] my apologies to apologies to ths family. What is congress up to . Congress may be ready to call a truce in the budget wars. A bipartisan budget deal has been reached to avoid another Government Shutdown. [ laughter ] [laughter] jon deal . Deal . What type
Reveals a human robot named sophia. Back to you, lord of the flies. Thanks, andy. Lets welcome our guests. When bo derek was born oh, i screwed it up. When she was born, bo derek became a 6 1 2. She doesnt even get that joke, does she . No. If he doesnt finish last, i dont know who will. Fox news contributor and townhaul. Com political editor. He still has several of them, star of the movie Creative Control in theaters now, gavin mcguiness. Sitting right next to me is former cia officer and president of diligence llc, mike baker. Lets start the show. We begin tonight with not trump. White sox first baseman adam laroche is walking away from the game of baseball and 13 million because the team told him to stop bringing his 14yearold son to practice every day. Laroche tweeted out his message to his fans. Thank you, lord, for the game of baseball and for giving me way more than i ever deserved familyfirst. His son, drake, traveled with the team on road trips and even had his own locker in
Reveals a human robot named sophia. Back to you, lord of the flies. Thanks, andy. Lets welcome our guests. When bo derek was born oh, i screwed it up. When she was born, bo derek became a 6 1 2. She doesnt even get that joke, does she . No. If he doesnt finish last, i dont know who will. Fox news contributor and townhaul. Com political editor. He still has several of them, star of the movie Creative Control in theaters now, gavin mcguiness. Sitting right next to me is former cia officer and president of diligence llc, mike baker. Lets start the show. We begin tonight with not trump. White sox first baseman adam laroche is walking away from the game of baseball and 13 million because the team told him to stop bringing his 14yearold son to practice every day. Laroche tweeted out his message to his fans. Thank you, lord, for the game of baseball and for giving me way more than i ever deserved familyfirst. His son, drake, traveled with the team on road trips and even had his own locker in