pick a cameraman. there can be only one. only one cameraman. okay. on one. doug. nice to meet you. gl careful, doug, she will pull out your arm and beat you over the head with it. if we have learned anything about lynda watson, prairie dogs come first, and she is is not about to wait for some camera crew, and in this regard, lynda watson is my personal hero. are you ready? because this is happening now. all right, guys, here we go. you in charge of two thing, guarding the door, and when i hold it up, you spray its butt area here with this. and this to be clear, this is perfume. it is just something cheap to make them not smell like food. okay. back up, back up. ri will bring him all of the way up here to you. all right. now right on the butt. just back here. okay. okay, now hold your hand on t
prairie dogs you ve also got to feed them. that task is a volunteer named whitney. and let me ask you about the scoop, why don t you just take your hands? because you want so many per scoop, not how much you re putting in your hands. i m not convinced. make sure you have enough for four cages. i m taking direction from whitney at this point. no, you re not. i am not smoking a cigarette. you are putting your hand in there. she was told to use a scoop. i felt like she was doing it because she was told to do it. she never bothered to question authority. and i was not using the cigarette. and so, it is whitney and who is in charge of whitney? god. and so it goes god, lynda and then whitney. why do you volunteer? not many of my friends would do this. why? lynda s personality. it is possible she can hear you. i am scared. can i be honest with you? i m a little scared of her.
dogs are going the go insane. pick a cameraman. there can be only one. only one cameraman. okay. one. doug. nice to meet you. careful, doug, she will pull out your arm and beat you over the head with it. if we have learned anything about lynda watson, it s that prairie dogs come first, and she is is not about to wait for some camera crew. and in this regard, lynda watson is my personal hero. are you ready? because i m getting ready to move dogs now. all right, guys, here we go. you are in charge of two things. guarding this door. when i hold it up i want you to spray its little butt area two skrirtsees with that. and this to be clear, this is perfume. it is just something cheap to make them not smell like food. yeah. yeah. all right. okay. back up, back up. back up. i will bring him all of the way out to you. okay. now. right on his butt. just back here. okay. okay, now hold your hand on
all right. all right. guys, this is a important part of the procedure. she said that you are a dream to work for. she is a child. and we are all god s children, lynda. and now we are stuffing the cages with hays and talking about our dreams. yes, i had a dream where my landlord was following me around doing this all day, and he was made out of particle board and he was nude. that is not a scary dream, but very disturbing. since i quit drinking, sleep is an issue. you have to convince that you quit drinking. the only thing left, prairie dogs, but remember, this is lynda s world, and she has a few rules. naturally. all right. now we will cease the humor for a moment, and let me think about the next step. you need to pick a cameraman, because if everybody is surrounding us, these prairie dogs are going the go insane.
yes y. what do we do now? dig a hole about two to three feet. lynda is not making a permanent home here, but a place for them to get used to the new surround in ings. how do i know it is deep enough? you will hit solid. and once they get strong enough, they will venture out on their own and build their own holes. did we do something wrong here? you see how we are high here and low there? yes. and that is perfect, and way to go there. and don t you change a thing. you can t get good help. you see what i have to put up wit with? i am getting the idea. did you go to school? ingly am a ninth grade graduate. how does a high school dropout become a pre-eminent prairie dog expert? if you have feed a texan a