S its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Hillary Rodham clinton. And emma stone. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause thats nice. Weve been off on the road for a week. Its great to be back home. Speaking of traveling, Donald Trump Trump is on a trip to a very hostile region new york city. cheers and applause hesa hes applause they love a hometown boy. Hes in town because this morning, he gave his First Official address at i want to say, Starfleet Academy . laughter radical klingon extremists. They violated the neutral zone. We had no choice. Of course, the president gave us a preview of his u. N. Speech yesterday, telling reporters he plans to make the United Nations great. Not again. Make the United Nations great. So not
Ladies, you may love your high waste wayed jeans but mean down. Trenton things that we love to wear but guys hate. Wedges are the worst. You know bro code not supposed to be someone that your d break the bro code, wha did that has weeknd upset. Does he have a right to be upset. When you are talking about weekend you are not talking about today through sunday. No, the weeknd, the artist. Lets do this. Do you want to do it now . Megan are you good with this. All right. Is what in the box. So shes a reporter, in d. C. , maybe we should wait, br ie jackson i used to work with her from the myrtle beach she now lives around the d. C. Area so she said, during the game we were playing she was trash talking. She said if the eagles win i am going to send you something and then if the redskins win you have to send me something. Cheese stake or something. So lets see. This is pure d. C. Kind of thing. Right here. Ready. Yes. Bad loss, okay. I got a shirt. It says chile bowl. She made good on the b
Said ask done. Stanton down the field shot. That is another receiver who had a step or was a bit open that stanton wasnt able to connect with tonight. Cris the fourth chance for a huge play drew stanton missed on relatively easy throws. Isnt as easy to see from that angle. He had a couple of steps on that one. Wrong angle chosen from that show. Over to troy niklas. And then that was wide open. Wide open. Mike again, seattle secondary. No earl thomas to start the night. Richard sherman, injured during the game. This pass is incomplete for jermaine gresham. The tight end with arizonas lone touchdown on the night. It will be third down. Cris seattle comes in with exactly the right game plan. Carson palmer and Richard Sherman knows it. There was no way they were going to let Adrian Peterson beat them running the football. They stacked the line of scrimmage. Shut him down all night. Put the ball in the hands of drew stanton. He has made nice plays tonight. When he had big play opportunities
Said ask done. Stanton down the field shot. That is another receiver who had a step or was a bit open that stanton wasnt able to connect with tonight. Cris the fourth chance for a huge play drew stanton missed on relatively easy throws. Isnt as easy to see from that angle. He had a couple of steps on that one. Wrong angle chosen from that show. Over to troy niklas. And then that was wide open. Wide open. Mike again, seattle secondary. No earl thomas to start the night. Richard sherman, injured during the game. This pass is incomplete for jermaine gresham. The tight end with arizonas lone touchdown on the night. It will be third down. Cris seattle comes in with exactly the right game plan. Carson palmer and Richard Sherman knows it. There was no way they were going to let Adrian Peterson beat them running the football. They stacked the line of scrimmage. Shut him down all night. Put the ball in the hands of drew stanton. He has made nice plays tonight. When he had big play opportunities
Musical guest lp, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 667, maryland steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, welcome, welcome. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show, baby this is it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here watching it. You made it. Thank you very much for being here. Welcome. Heres what people are talking about, a bit of a scandal here. I saw that last night melania trumps twitter account liked a tweet suggesting she doesnt like her husband. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] but melania claimed she didnt mean to like it, she meant to retweet it. And you go, well thats worse [ laughter and applause ] apparently the tweet said the only wall trump has built is the one between him and melania. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] trump was like, at this point, ill take credit for any wall getting built. [ laughter and applause ] i did it. [ applause ] of course, yesterda