Guest Host Shaquille Oneal tonight, mila kunis, from criminal minds, aisha tyler, and music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to jimmy kimmel i am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. [ laughter ] he was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ cheers and applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions . Thats too bad. Because i dont do that. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is a new thing for me. Its like when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball, except [ laughter and applause ] i have all the things you need to host this show. A
Today is take your enormous children to work day. [ laughter ] we had to put them in the back row so they dont block any of the cameras. [ laughter and applause ] thanks for being here. Love you guys. Speaking of kids, you know how every year jimmy has parents pretend they ate all their kids halloween candy . If you havent seen it before, it goes like this. Last night, we ate all your candy. Why . Because it was good. You ruined my life we ate all your halloween candy. [ stomping ] mommy and i last night, we were watching a movie and we ate all of your candy. No here, step up, look at it again. All gone. I got really, really hungry, and i ate all your halloween candy while you were at school. How . What do you mean how . I ate it. I dont want to see you ever again. Now go get a job. [ laughter and applause ] im sorry, but thats hilarious. Well guess what, the youtube challenge is happening again this year. If you want to be a part of it, heres what you do. After your kids trickortreat,
And music from ty dolla ign featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im not jimmy kimmel. I am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. [ laughter ] before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. [ laughter ] got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. [ laughter ] for those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. [ laughter ] he was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ cheers and applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions . Thats too bad. Because i dont do that. [ laughter ] hosting a late night show is a new thing for me. Its like when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball, except im going to be good at this. [ laughter and applause ] i have all the things you need to host this show. A suit, a band, and a stupid
Featuring yg. And now, heres Shaquille Oneal [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im not jimmy kimmel. I am your guest host tonight. Shaquille oneal. [ applause ] thats right. Tonight, abc goes from blackish to shaqish. Before we get started, i have one rule tonight. If you dont laugh, ill kick your ass. Got it . That goes for you too, galaremo. Its guillermo. Whatever. For those of you wondering where jimmy is, hes right here. He was delicious. And he will be missed. [ belches ] all right. [ applause ] lets do a monologue. Do you guys like impressions . Thats too bad. Because i dont do that. Hosting a late night show is a new thing for me. Its like when Michael Jordan decided to play baseball, except im going to be good at this. [ laughter and applause ] i have all the things you need to host this show. A suit, a band, and a stupid, notalent nemesis. Jimmy has matt damon, i have charles barkley. Hes like a balder, fatter matt damon. As you may
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 504, new orleans. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, please, please. Welcome, welcome oh, thats what im talking about. Thats the energy we want. That is a great new york city crowd right there. Going nuts. I love you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Love right back to you guys. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you, buddy. Thank you very much. [ cheers ] welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Heres what everyones talking about. Of course its the republican convention. Theres quiet right there. [ laughter ] made them stopped clapping. The republican convention. I saw today donald trump returned to cleveland ahead of tomorrow nights speech. And a lot people noted that trump was greeted by his whole family when he landed except for his wife melania. [ audience oohs ] even weirder, Michelle Obama was there. Steve really . [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know steve how does that happen . Jimmy i d