The music mogul, 62, - who recently got engaged to girlfriend Lauren Silverman - got his own back after the comedian, 50, poked fun at the length of time it took him to get engaged.
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The music mogul, 62, who has repeatedly discussed his resistance to marriage, sent shockwaves earlier this week when it was revealed he had popped the question to Lauren Silverman, 44