The House Ethics Committee has reportedly interviewed witnesses about Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) attending a house party with minors, alcohol, and illicit drugs. The Onion asked teenagers what it was like to party with Matt Gaetz, and this is what they said.
i said he did a dress rehearsal at the police riot against dave dinkins. - rudy went down there, and i went with him. and the idea was to show support for the cops. he didn t know he was gonna attend a racist rally. [chatter, crowd commotion] - we were standing there looking out through the bars. jimmy breslin got roughed up. he was the columnist. una clark was a city councilman. some people in this mob tried to block her from walking to city hall and they said, who are you? and she said, i m a city council woman, and they said, this nigger says she s a city council woman. - do you believe that n is a council member? so i just told them, i said, i m a jamaican, and there are no ns where i come from. - they climbed the various steps of government and felt comfortable to call the mayor of the city a nigger. it s outrageous. if david duke had a police department, it would look and sound like this group of people. - there was a real sense of mob rule. but on the inside, there w
and the idea was to show support for the cops. he didn t know he was gonna attend a racist rally. [chatter, crowd commotion] - we were standing there looking out through the bars. jimmy breslin got roughed up. he was the columnist. una clark was a city councilman. some people in this mob tried to block her from walking to city hall and they said, who are you? and she said, i m a city council woman, and they said, this nigger says she s a city council woman. - do you believe that n is a council member? so i just told them, i said, i m a jamaican, and there are no ns where i come from. - they climbed the various steps of government and felt comfortable to call the mayor of the city a nigger. it s outrageous. if david duke had a police department, it would look and sound like this group of people. - there was a real sense of mob rule. but on the inside, there was a sense of, let s just hold the building. - i was ready to knock them out the street, you know,
when i saw rudy be identified with january 6th, i said he did a dress rehearsal at the police riot against dave dinkins. - rudy went down there, and i went with him. and the idea was to show support for the cops. he didn t know he was gonna attend a racist rally. [chatter, crowd commotion] - we were standing there looking out through the bars. jimmy breslin got roughed up. he was the columnist. una clark was a city councilman. some people in this mob tried to block her from walking to city hall and they said, who are you? and she said, i m a city council woman, and they said, this nigger says she s a city council woman. - do you believe that n is a council member? so i just told them, i said, i m a jamaican, and there are no ns where i come from. - they climbed the various steps of government and felt comfortable to call the mayor of the city a nigger. it s outrageous. if david duke had a police department,