and you can turn that into a joke, it s a high. sometimes when i m at home late at night on twitter, i think of something, and i say i could end it all right now with these two little thumbs. north korea conducted what they claim was a successful test of their biggest nuclear warhead yet. i m glad they re finally figuring that out.
[ laughter ] it s a funny thing. i never thought about how to find humor here. i thought, how do i not find humor here in i feel humor is a way to diffuse things, to take the air out of something. it doesn t have to be tuesday for me to eat tacos. i don t need somebody to tell me that today i can have tacos. white people will ask me how are you friends with so many black people? i said, i don t know. it s weird. i just treat them like human beings. people go, do the indian accent. you can t. you have to physically become the indian accent. like, i m talking to you like this, but if i had to change, suddenly my body has changed. my hands, eyes, everything is different. we have to morph. and that s really what it s about. you know? now i might not get on the news here in nashville. but i may say something that s very upsetting to many of you. the good thing about topical comedy is you look like you re more intelligent than you are. well, let s go to the news and see what
i might say something that is very upsetting to many of you. the good thing about topical comedy is you look like you re more intelligent than you are. well let s go to the news and see what we can unfurl there. you have to be smarter than the first thought that everyone had. i m being told i don t have an ear piece. if something happens at 3:00 in the afternoon and you re going on stage at 8:00 at night and you can turn that into a joke, that is part of the high. it would be weird if i didn t make a joke the day of a tragedy. sometimes when i m at home late at night, on twitter, i think of something and i say, i could end it all. right now. with these two little thumbs.
tits [ bleep ] [ bleep ] [ bleep ] mother [ bleep ] oh, my god. now i might not get on the news here in nashville. but i may say something that s very upsetting to many of you. the good thing about topical comedy is you look like you re more intelligent than you are. well, let s go to the news and see what we can unfurrow there. have you to be smarter than the first thought that everyone had. i m being told that i don t have an earpiece. if something happens at 3:00 in the afternoon and you go on stage at 8:00 at night and you turn that into a joke, that s part of the high. it would be weird if i didn t make a joke the day of a tragedy. sometimes late at night on twitter, i think of something and say, i can end it all right now with these two little
i think of something and say, i could end it all right now with these two little thumbs. north korea conducted what a claim was a successful test of their biggest nuclear warhead yesterday, congrats to them. i m glad they re finally figuring that out. will someone please tell kim jong-un they like his new glasses and that he lost weigh so he doesn t kill everybody on the west coast. when it comes to classic