on her whatever it was she was wearing on her head? anyway, the people at the primate sanctuary where darwin is living say he s doing very well, doesn t miss his mom at all and is in fact bonding with a baboon named sweet pea. certainly we don t see any signs of him missing anyone. he is having fun, he is playing around, he has new things to do and he s really taken a liking to sweet pea. should a little monkey like that be hanging around with a big baboon named sweet pea? sounds like a prison film. any way, the trial is expected to last about four days and i think hln should do wall-to-wall coverage on this. where is nancy grace on this? nancy, get on the case. although maybe we need to send cnn s frederick. it s now quarantined at this animal shelter in munich. he seemed a little shy with my giant fingers stroke his tiny head but those taking care of him say he s doing just fine.
tonight, i am so pleased to report that the canadian justice system is finally taking on a very important case. as far as i m concerned, it s really the trial of the century. ladies and gentlemen, today the ikea monkey trial began in ontario. you must remember the ikea monkey. i know i simply cannot forget him. darwin was wandering around an ikea parking lot back in december, wearing a diaper and a little shearling coat. he was confiscated by toronto animal services. it s illegal to keep monkeys as pets in toronto. since then he s been at a primate sanctuary and his owner has been desperate to get him back. he s my son. remember this happened in the beginning of december. she missed christmas with her monkey son. also new year s eve which is right around the time i fell in love with the ikea monkey and wanted to get him on our new year s special with kathy griffin. we tried to get the monkey from ikea because i m obsessed with that monkey. you re obsessed with a monkey from ikea?
you re obsessed with a monkey from ikea? you must have seen the monkey that got loose in ikea in the shearling coat. yes. i m sorry. is that considered a big booking for this show? some people just don t get it. but look, how can you not love this little guy? look at him. they brush their teeth together. there s also a video of her changing his diaper. it s a bit graphic. you can look it up on youtube. i don t really want to show it to you. if you want to learn everything you always wanted to know about monkey poop but were afraid to ask. in court today, the owner says she loves darwin like a son and he often slept in her bed. at a protest several months ago, oh, yeah, they had a protest, she talked about what she hoped to get from the legal battle. i m hoping the judge looks at it and says you know what, give her back her monkey, it isn t right for you to confiscate her little baby. is this a bedazzled butterfly on her whatever it was she was wearing on her head? anyway, t
i m sorry. is that considered a big booking for this show? some people just don t get it. but look, how can you not love this little guy? look at him. they brush their teeth together. there s also a video of her changing his diaper. it s a bit graphic. you can look it up on youtube. i don t really want to show it to you. if you want to learn everything you always wanted to know about monkey poop but were afraid to ask. in court today, the owner says she loves darwin like a son and he often slept in her bed. at a protest several months ago, oh, yeah, they had a protest, she talked about what she hoped to get from the legal battle. i m hoping the juoks it and says you know what, give her back her monkey, it isn t right for you to confiscate her little baby. is this a bedazzled butterfly on her whatever it was she was wearing on her head? anyway, the people at the primate sanctuary where darwin is living say he s doing very well, doesn t miss his mom at all and is in fact bonding wi