impressive about donald trump and the american people, they have a change of heater. greg: but back then everyone thought rodman was nuts to go over there. he was vilified busines vilifien nation. in 2014 some jerk had the nerve to say dennis rodman is another in a long line of western pawns. jerk. which was the polite way of saying this. he s a wimp. after all he s going there to celebrate his bud s birthday. rodman is the marilyn monroe to kim jong-un s jfk. he s little kim s little bitch. greg: handsome fellow but very naive. did not age well. i tell you what, to just to make amends, if this summit happens i will nominate dennis rodman for
she s the diaper genie of the administration. on the outside she looks sleek, but the inside, it s still full of shit. and of course, we have sarah huckabee sanders. we are graced with sarah s presence tonight. i have to say i m a little star struck. i love you as aunt lydia in the ha handmaid s tale. mike pence, if you haven t seen it, you would love it. every time sarah steps up to the podium, i get excited. i m not really sure what we re going to get, you know? a press briefing, a bunch of lies lie s or divided to softball teams. it s shirts and skins, and this time don t be such a little bitch, jim acosta. i actually really like sarah. i think she s very resourceful. but she burns facts and then she
president or makes him think he looks like he has something to hide? plus, trump says mission accomplished in syria. he used that phrase. and by the way, what is our mission with syria? and does anyone this think this is serious policy? do we want them gone or staying or what? where is trump s mind? what is he thinking about when he goes to bed? robert mueller and the russia investigation. saturday night live nailed it this weekend with this kid featuring the great ben stiller as cohen and robert de niro as bob mueller. look, mr. mueller, this entire russia investigation is a witch-hunt and your whole team is prejudiced against the president. not true. in fact, we used code names so personal feelings ever come in into it. what s president trump s code name? it used to be putin s little bitch. now it s stormy s little bitch. it gets worse. trump may have right to fear the cohen investigation even more than the russia probe. finally, let me finish tonight with a profile in
fixer lawyer michael cohen on saturday night live. the show had a field day offering its take on potential meeting between cohen and special counsel robert mueller. here it is when the two guys meet. let s watch it. look, mr. mueller, this entire russia investigation is a witch-hunt, and your whole team is prejudiced against the president. not true. in fact, we uses code names so personal feelings never come into it. oh, yeah? what s president trump s quote name? it used to be putin s little bitch. now it s stormy s little bitch. what about ivanka s code name? girlfriend. jared kushner? other girlfriend. don jr. and eric? two fredos. what about my code name? dead man walking. look, i don t have to take this from you. have i rights. now you listen to me, you little weasel. i don t know what righteous
take his cuffs off. are you touching my wall? put your [ bleep ] arms up! give me your hands. why are you crying now? huh? you got [ bleep ] boogies dripping down your face. you want to be in a room with me? you want to be in a cell with me? no, sir. no, sir. [ bleep ]. arms up, your little bitch. it s really not to scare the kids, just to show the kids jail s not where you want to be. maybe if i d have went to one of them programs and seen how jail is really like, i wouldn t have ended up in here. welcome to nashua street jail. [ yelling ] is this where you want to go? cutting people? stabbing people. this is where you re going to end up. all right? look around. everybody follow me, let s go. did it scare you?