America. President trump is home. He came back. He returned home tonight after a 12day trip to asia. I thought you would be more excited. I dont know. Ill tell you this. He had such a good time. He already made a dinner reservation for asia was red carpet. He knows they put a red carpet out for puppy bowl. Right . And that was very much in display in the philippines where trump got an exceptionally warm welcome from the locals. Comparatively, our protests here suck. I mean, where did they get the giant trump Fidget Spinner . Thats amazing. While he was in town trump attend ad gala dinner hosted by the president of the philippines had is a murderer. He encourages the police to kill people who use drugs. No trials. Hes a monster. So of course he and donald trump get along swimmingly. So this is from their dinner. Duterte made a toast to welcome him. This is what i always dreamed a donald Trump Presidency would look like. Him being forced to wear an adult sized baptism dress, with food he
America. President trump is home. He came back. He returned home tonight after a 12day trip to asia. I thought you would be more excited. I dont know. Ill tell you this. He had such a good time. He already made a dinner reservation for tomorrow night at panda express. The president was very impressed with himself. He said the treatment he got in asia was red carpet. He knows they put a red carpet out for puppy bowl. Right . And that was very much in display in the philippines where trump got an exceptionally warm welcome from the locals. Comparatively, our protests here suck. I mean, where did they get the giant trump Fidget Spinner . Thats amazing. While he was in town trump attend ad gala dinner hosted by the president of the philippines had is a murderer. He encourages the police to kill people who use drugs. No trials. Hes a monster. So of course he and donald trump get along swimmingly. So this is from their dinner. Duterte made a toast to welcome him. This is what i always dreame
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Worldchanging things going on lately. Sometimes it seems like more than ever. But none of them are as foundationshaking as the news we received about brad and angelina today. Im sure youve heard, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt. And of course all the celebrity gossip magazines are claiming victory. You know they broke this story, they broke the story every week for the last 11 years. [ laughter ] overnd over and over again. Until i dont know, brad and angelina, its very sad news for them, also great nude for Tom Hiddleston and taylor swift who dont have to be on this coverage anymore. Apparently the reason theyre getting divorce is she talked about fight club and he specifically asked her not to do that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Now that this has happened, i wonder, you wonder whats the are ben and j. Lo back together . Was kim dumped on her First Anniversary . Is barack obama gay . I mean, he must be. They wouldnt put it on the cover if it wasnt
Worldchanging things going on lately. Sometimes it seems like more than ever. But none of them are as foundationshaking as the news we received about brad and angelina today. Im sure youve heard, Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from brad pitt. And of course all the celebrity gossip magazines are claiming victory. You know they broke this story, they broke the story every week for the last 11 years. [ laughter ] over and over and over again. Until i dont know, brad and angelina, its very sad news for them, also great nude for Tom Hiddleston and taylor swift who dont have to be on this coverage anymore. Apparently the reason theyre getting divorce is she talked about fight club and he specifically asked her not to do that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Now that this has happened, i wonder, you wonder whats the are ben and j. Lo back together . Was kim dumped on her First Anniversary . Is barack obama gay . I mean, he must be. They wouldnt put it on the cover if it wasn