greg, you are the second person to talk about poop to me this week. the other person was, wait for it, snooki. and we were all going to say lil dog. sorry. i wasn t saying anything meaningful. men s cosmetic procedures have gone up since 1997 by 106%. men, stop it. you look ridiculous. thank you. it makes you ridiculous. bill, do older men you dance for at private parties place the male buttocks high on your list of priorities? yes, but i can t afford the surgery as of yet. but i am increasingly interested in men who are increasingly interested in adding some weight to their butts. i want a sugar daddy with a butt that is fatty. up next, we will talk about big foot with dean cain. he has a new tv show out about