Here are some of our other favorite limericks from this contest, in no particular order:
Little Missy believed it was true
That her life was a rom-com debut,
But since she could infer
All those hearts weren’t for her,
Then this must be the start of Act Two! Lance Burri, Baraboo, Wisconsin
And her hopes for his kisses run high,
She’d better be certain
He’s not out there flirtin’
With all of her rivals nearby. Lida Bushloper, Sierra Madre, California
The agent has staked her location
For the Valentine’s sting operation.
She’s taking this scamp down