i bet you do. all right. we dig! this is to get out? good work. so, the terrifying thing is yeah, i know, caves, water. my stomach is already going. i m claustrophobic at the best of times. then, 0k, they ve found them how do they get them out? because in order to get them out, you have to be a trained diver to go back that route that they came in from terrifying. joel edgerton is then the anaesthetist to whom they turn for a plan. he initially says, look, this is insane, you can t do this, it s mad basically to find a way of making the boys almost like packages. at one point, they say, they re packages, we are the delivery people. they say, but, look, if we don t do anything, everyone is going to die. so, this is an incredibly dramatic a story, and i have to say, it s very well rendered by ron howard. it s remarkable that even though we know the outcome because of course, an international news story i still sat there watching it, biting my nails, thinking,
Wi still be a holiday. But instead of columbus day, it will be for ripping on each other and tearing each other down, and we will call it Indigenous Peoples day. For, perhaps, if we all do it at the same time, we wont be so indigenous the rest of the year. And since this is the second monday of october, letall embrace the new meaning of the holiday starting right now. Do you even know what indigenous means, you frickin idiot . Thats the spirit, dave come on everybody, lets just all be totally indigenous come on who the hell let this guy talk to the School Counsel . Good one, kurt. Your wifea whore. Come on, eveone Indigenous Peoples day let woman shut up, and get off the podium okay. I will in a second, fatso. All right. Who else . Come on get it out oyour system happy Indigenous Peoples day, everyone. Suck my asshole. Nnouncer from th most trted jonalistat comedy central. Itsmerica only urce f thiss heai swith your host, jon stewart [cheers and applause] [cheers and alause] on he [che
Heers and alause] on he [ches and plause] jon hey, everyone welce to the day show weve got one for you tonight. Unbelievable. Ill be speaking t khan ead of the ftc, lina khan. Its goingoe unbelievable. But first, as many of you are aware, the news has beepretty bleak recently. The past two, three. Hundred years. Listen, but th weekend, there was one story that was so disturbing, so dark, even the news couldn handle it. In r editial discussio this morng, weere asd not videbecausof its violentnds disturbi natur ideo, ich we are intentionally choosing not to show you. Were not going to show because of how dturbinit is. I was extrely dturbedo see th. Horrible, horrible, violent imagery. Imagery. Nt and dehumanizing were only going to show you a clip of this briefly. A right thas enou, lets take it down. Jon i didnt get to see it at all news channels show images from. Ukraine, from gaza, from natural disasters. They get through them dispassionately. I can imagi how devastating this footage
Claims at a fiveweek high bon employee bonuses of 1,000 at some places. Now on to the next total in washington the shutdown as the deadline approaches well go live to d. C. For the state of play. And the apple conspiracy theorists were right the company does slow down your old iphones and consumers are upset. Details on that, coming up first up, though, as the tax reform bill awaits the president presiden president s signature, Many Companies announcing bonuses, pay hikes and Capital Spending sn initiatives. At t will invest an additional 1 billion in the United States. Our own parent, comcast, says it will give 1,000 bonuses to more than 100,000 workers and spend more than 50 billion over the next five years in infrastructure boeing, 300 million in workforce training and facility enhancements for its employees both wells fargo and fifth third raising their minimum wages to 15. Fifth third also handing out bonuses to 15,000 workers. Kudlow a few moments ago on twitter said hes never se
Into your used cars. And when we do, i think the benefits will be obvious and far outweigh the high probability of someone being eat nen traffic. We are so close, about 130,000 short of our goal, which is why, for the sharks, i am willing to sleep with the president and keep quiet about it for a cash payout. And, mr. President , dont worry i will not be dressed as a shark. Ill be wearing this. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, trump does davos. Plus, stephen welcomes willem dafoe Rupaul Charles and roy wood jr. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen please, have a seat ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Hey, hey cheers and applause hows everybody doing . cheers and applause i gotta say, you guys you guys are looking good. Youre looking good out there, america. Ive got to ask have you lost weight . Like, m