falsehood there, because in a minute, you re going to meet who the real ted nancy is with a new addition of letters from a nut. but a first another first. one of the things that s great about being me larry: among many. among many is that i get to present people that i love that have great talents and great things. and i use you to do this. larry: i m your prop. yes. . larry: okay. i wouldn t say prop. i would say you re my you re my larry: i m your idol. you re my idol, okay, if that helps you. now tonight is three people that i m really here to talk about because i don t talk about myself. it s not about me. larry: i know. and this for the first time, my wife had a huge hit book two years ago. larry: unbelievable. called deceptively delicious. i thought of the title. but she did everything else. and it was a giant hit she s finally come out with a sequel. i know your wife loves this book. larry: loved it. i know you drove all around
i write all my own stuff, yeah. larry: success want to hear a joke? larry: yeah, do a joke. go ahead. tell me something funny. aha! that s the worst setup for a comedian and you know it. larry: i know that. you can t do that. any guy in a deli knows that, you don t tell a comedian to be funny. larry: you got me back in the deli. i love you in the deli. i don t know why this is not a deli set. there should be sandwiches here and waiters walking around. larry: why with this deli thing? that s where you belong, in a deli. larry: this is the world. speaking of food larry: i m going to get to that in a minute. oh, no. sorry to go out of order. you want to hear a joke. larry: i ve got two peanuts were walking along, one was a salted. it s a kids joke. larry: i know. letters from a nut. the secret revealed next.
that s all these are nutty letters. jerry, who s with you here? now, the man sitting next to me, the reason i am bringing him out tonight is because in the 15 years since we have been doing this, the internet has started up, and a lot of people have been out there taking credit for these letters. larry: oh, really? and saying i wrote the books and they re for sale on my site. because of the internet, and you know what that s all about, it was time to reveal the mystery. it s his fifth book coming out. ladies and gentlemen, the real author of letters from a nut is barry p. marter, sitting next to me, who has been a colleague of mine for over 25 years. larry: colleague in what ways? he s a comedian, a comedy writer. larry: how have you lived, barry, in anonymity through all of this with famous books? you know you did them. well, i don t know how to answer that. let s move on to our next guest. larry: barry, we ll have you back soon.
the hotel replied, our hotel cannot accommodate 300 hamsters in a room. i understand your concern about keeping 300 hamsters in my room. it is wrong. i now realize this is a disease issue. that is why i ve decided to restage my hamsterdam play now called amsterclam, telling about your beautiful city using clams. i will check in with 500 clams and have them live with me. clams are not like filthy hamster, they are wet. please alert housekeeping so when they open the door they can spray. larry: oh, man. now, let s hear about your request to bring an ice machine to a hotel. we had other better ones. all right. there s one you wanted to check in. i like the one you wanted to check in larry: the new letters from a nut. hold it up, larry. that s how we get sales. larry: all right. one more. i like this one that i wrote to i was trying to get a sign made. i m opening a business next to a cuckoo-roo restaurant.
out tonight is because in the 15 years since we have been doing this, the internet has started up, and a lot of people have been out there taking credit for these letters. larry: oh, really? and saying i wrote the books and they re for sale on my site. because of the internet, and you know what that s all about, it was time to reveal the mystery. it s his fifth book coming out. ladies and gentlemen, the real author of letters from a nut, is barry p. marter, sitting next to me, who has been a colleague of mine for over 25 years. he s a comedian, a comedy writer. larry: how have you lived, barry, in anonymity through all of this with famous books? you know you did them. well, i don t know how to answer that. let s move on to our next guest. larry: barry, we ll have you back soon. probably december 17th you ll be back. no, i just you know, i was just writing them and it just got out of hand.