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And now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden hosted a state dinner tonight for australian Prime Minister anthony albanese, and the menu included Butternut Squash soup and roasted beet salad. Which is weird, because i was under the impression that australia was our ally [ laughter ] beet salad [ light laughter ] the house of representatives voted today to elect louisiana congressman mike johnson speaker of the house and apparently this election result he will accept. [ light laughter ] thats right republicans today elected mike johnson speaker of the house. While the speaker race was so embarrassing, theyre not even giving their real names anymore. [ laughter ] mike johnson is the name you give when you check into a motel with your mistress [ laughter and applause thats what Spirit Halloween calls their Michael Jackson costume. [ laughter and applause during t
Women. The shocking details this morning. Rescue at sea. Fishermen, including two boys, tossed into the ocean from their capsized boat, fending off sharks. They where are swimming through. Treading water for nearly a day. Their survival story and the moment when help finally arrived. Good morning on a sunday, when donald trump of all people has managed to create bipartisan agreement. Go figure, president ial candidates from both sides of the aisle condemning trumps latest eye browraising comment where he questioned whether fellow republican john mccain is indeed a war hero. The reaction has been swift. Check out the cover of the new york post. Don voyage. Question this morning, can donald survive this . Much more on this story coming up. But we do start here with the extreme Weather Coast to coast. From carolinas to california, flash flooding and damaging thunderstorms. The southwest especially hard hit. Look at the radar from the last six hours, the atmosphere crackling with rain, thu