who work together there is nothing but watch. chemistry is the main special sauce. our timing was perfect for each other. you burn a hole in my bed. and we are going to be pals, right? there is one guy, who is out of control, and one guy trying to say come down. you ever disagree on material? no. yeah. the audience has to feel like they are loose and having fun. we are really able to fake fun and looseness. yeah. i actually grew up as a kid on comedy teams. that s how i learned about comedy, on comedy teams. hey, hey, michelle pfeiffer. comedy teams are dependent on harmony, harmony blends into one voice. it s like, wow. i think chemistry is something that you are secure enough that you can be playful. you are kind of delighted in being with them, so it kind of comes out, you feel it. you feel excited. i m not feeling sassy. oh, you are never feeling sassy. you wouldn t know what sassy looks like on me. why don t you eat a bowl of wings? wh
i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
that s not a working telephone, is it? hello? empty shelves are all you ll find here at tower records. it s now out of business. three, two, one! this is a very special moment. the first performance at the mtv studios in the new millennium. please welcome no doubt! that s great it starts with an earthquake birds and snakes and aeroplanes lenny bruce is not afraid i ll always remember new year s eve 1999 going into y2k seeing no doubt on mtv playing it s the end of the world as we know it by r.e.m. it s the end of the world as we know it it s the end of the world as we know it i feel fine it was a very appropriately apocalyptic song for what turned out to be a very apocalyptic decade. happy new year! so we wake up, it s 2000, we re all alive, and we re still in the middle of teen pop mania. don t want to hear you ain t nothing but a heartache boy bands were selling so many albums. every little thing i do never seems eno
a i m aishah hasnie. alex alexandria hoff from washington. the chinese foreign ministry has imposed unspecified sanctions on speaker pelosi and her family. while in tokyo yesterday, the speaker says that china s action are part of an effort to isolate taiwan and she said her trip did not change to the statues quo. and calling the exercise in the taiwan straits a grave problem and several missiles landed in japan s exclusion zone. here is antony blinken. since china has launched a dozen ballistic missiles, we ve been hearing from partners and allies across the region who are increasingly concerned about the destabilizing actions. the white house believes that china is using speaker pelosi s visit as a reason to escalate tension. there s no reason for china to escalate the way they have. there s no reason. the policy has not changed. we re in line with the one china policy. the speaker had every right to take that trip. white house officials believe that senior level
May i have your attention, please . We got a moon man. Im very ashamed the president of the United States is from texas. The dixie chicks, they can say what they want to say. Billboards top ten singles all by black artists. Rappers are the new rock stars. I dont please everybody with who i am as a person. Okay. Real staccato. Like, stick it. I love beyonce. Thats not a working telephone, is it . Hello . [laughs] empty shelves are all youll find here at tower records. Its now out of business. [dramatic music] all three, two, one. [all screaming] this is a very special moment. The first performance at the mtv studios in the new millennium. Please welcome no doubt. [cheering] thats great it starts with an earthquake birds and snakes and aeroplanes and lenny bruce is not afraid ill always remember new years eve 1999 going into y2k seeing no doubt on mtv playing its the end of the world as we know it by r. E. M. Its the end of the world as we know it its the end of the world as we know it i