greg: thank you! all right! yeah! let s start! wow. that was amazing. [laughter] i wish i smoked. it s friday, so you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. you may recognize him from his feature in average white guy magazine, cohost of fox & friends first, todd piro. [applause] as former miss citrus, she comes freshly squeezed. host of the morgan ortagus show on sirius xm, morgan ortagus! [applause] it s been 12 years since she tested positive for food. new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and the great barrier reef is his loofah. new york times best-selling author, comedian, world champion, tyrus! [applause] before we get to some news stories, let s do this. announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: it s leftovers, where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. as always, it s my first time reading them, so if they suck, we will put joe mackey in a meat grinder and turn them into hot dogs. [laugh
their on-air talent. i know. here s my question, why didn t fox think of that? [laughter] here s how it went down. according to rules set by the academy, on-air talent could win individual emmys but not as part of the staff of a show, so to skirt this rule, espn would insert fake names on submissions under the guise of associate producers. for those of you unaware of what an associate producer does: my laundry. [laughter] but if they won, and they did, they reengraved the awards and gave them to on-air personalities who actually didn t win! i know! what s hilarious is, for the fake names, that espn made up, it s like they were barely trying to hide it. lee corso was lee cryer, kirk herb street was kirk henry, desmond howard was derek howard,